An old woman who’d filed for divorce
From a golfer who talked himself hoarse,
Watched her longwinded spouse
Rant and endlessly grouse,
Then replied, “This is par for the course.”
Posts Tagged ‘Golf Limerick’
The Talker (Limerick)
Monday, September 28th, 2026Mini-Golf Madness (Limerick)
Saturday, April 22nd, 2023Last weekend, we took a short stroll
To a mini-golf range — a fun goal,
Though I CAN’T aim at all;
Ended up with no ball,
Its location, alas, a black hole.
Happy Golf Lovers Day! (October 4) (Limerick)
Monday, October 4th, 2021Though I’m no fan of golf, I couldn’t resist writing a Golf Lovers Day limerick:
As a golfer swigged beer in a pub,
He bitched and he gobbled his grub:
“I’ve been flubbing my putts.
Being drubbed drives me nuts!”
The response to that putz? “Join the club!”
