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Unadventurous Limerick

An adventurous person? Hee-hee!
I’m a bit of a coward, you see.
So to physical risks,
I say “No!” All my discs
And my bones seem essential to me.

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One Response to “Unadventurous Limerick”

  1. Portly Bard says:
    March 17, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    I humorously beg to differ:

    Face the Music

    (The keys to your success were punishing!)

    This one doesn’t quite wash with the facts.
    You have had all your life as your “axe”
    the double reed oboe
    — a hand and wrist no-no —
    and you’ve typed to do law and relax!