Limerick ‘Tude (Limerick-Off Monday)

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.

The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.)

How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.)

I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner right before I post next week’s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse.

I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

A moody young woman with ‘tude…*


A moody young fellow with ‘tude…*

*(Minor variations to my first lines are acceptable, but rhyme words may not be altered.)

Here’s my limerick:

Limerick ‘Tude
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A moody young model with ‘tude
Got involved with a dangerous dude.
He shot her undressed
And later confessed:
“Her depression kept killing the mood.”

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post.

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113 Responses to “Limerick ‘Tude (Limerick-Off Monday)”

  1. Uhave2laff says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Had a curfew she really eschewed
    Her mother said, “Ten!”
    She laughed and said, “Men?”
    Then sat back as her mom came unglued.

  2. Rosanna says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Went shopping to put herself in the mood
    She squandered her husband’s money,
    Then called him and said, “Honey,”
    Now you’re one broke dude!

  3. A moody young actor with ‘tude
    Was reluctant to play Edwin Drood
    “When it comes to this Dickens
    “There are very slim pickin’s,
    “And check out the ending, we’re screwed!”

  4. Fireblossom says:

    Oh gosh, I got a good laugh out of that, I have to admit. I came over from Poets United.

  5. Susan Geariety says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    In a castle in Denmark would brood
    Till one day he felt
    That his flesh might just melt
    And resolve itself into a dude
    (By Bill and Ted)

  6. Patrick McKeon says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    Thought the orchestra ought to be booed
    Which was not a smart call
    At the prisoners’ ball
    Starting Sunday his corpse may be viewed

  7. Veralynne says:

    A hot new young artist with ‘tude
    Could only do concerts when stewed
    His work was composed
    When he wasn’t red nosed
    Sober on stage? Screwed blue and tatooed!

  8. Kathy El-Assal says:

    Young bus riders copping a ‘tude
    To their monitor were very rude.
    Their bullying ways
    Viewed online did amaze.
    Both donations and scandal ensued.

  9. Craig says:

    The party host softened the ‘tude
    That he’d had while preparing the food.
    As he said to the medic
    Who applied anesthetic:
    “That’s the last time I barbecue nude!”

  10. Pat Hatt says:

    A moody young fellow with tude,
    Didn’t care if he was rude.
    He let out a toot
    And a second to boot
    Scarying away an old prude

  11. Craig says:

    A guy at the bar had a ‘tude
    So the barman asked “Why the bad mood?”
    “Well I found me a hottie
    Who went down in the potty –
    Then I found out that hottie’s a DUDE!”

  12. Craig says:

    Forgive me for having a ‘tude
    But that rug cleaner ruined my mood.
    I didn’t quite mind
    That the cleaner was blind
    ‘Til I found out my dog’s been shampooed!

  13. Rich D says:

    a moody young storm with a ‘tude
    came into our lives and has screwed
    us up with its’ breeze
    that knocked down some trees
    and ruined a fridge full of food

  14. Rich D says:

    the songbird developed a ‘tude
    and quite an unsociable mood
    he stopped singing tunes
    and tried writing runes
    his efforts were thoughtful yet crude.

  15. Al Hood says:

    A recent divorcee with “tude
    Thought she was done with the feud
    But when she started to date
    To find a new mate
    Her “ex” would always obtrude.

  16. kaykuala says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Influenced young ladies as a group
    They went for a spin
    Ended up confirming
    That there were no such thing as prudes


  17. Errol Nimbly says:

    Said a sultan with arrogant ‘tude,
    “My whole harem is now in the nude,
    For my pets have got nits
    In their hairy armpits
    And I’m having the pussies shampooed.”

  18. Rich D says:

    an aging punk rocker with ‘tude
    thought about performing nude
    but all of the wrinkles
    and too-frequent tinkles
    made this an act he eschewed

  19. Veralynne says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Was in the mood to hear Paul’s “Hey, Jude”
    She took her sad song
    Made it better ere long
    Those nah-nahnah’s lifted her mood!

  20. Rich D says:

    a moody young lass with a ‘tude
    was bothered folks thought her a prude
    “If only they knew
    what I like to do”,
    she thought as she whipped an old dude.

  21. Rich D says:

    TYPO ALERT!!! “If only the knew” should be “If only theY knew”

    (Note from Mad Kane: I fixed it for you.)

  22. Diane Groothuis says:

    That songbird who had a bad ‘tude
    Complained to the rest of the brood
    “I have just had enough
    And I don’t give a stuff”
    So he sat on a branch and just pooed.

  23. Rich D says:

    A friend of the songbird with ‘tude
    Flew up to him and said “hey, dude…”
    and pulled out his bong
    to right much that was wrong
    the happy bird then too-da-looed!

  24. Diane Groothuis says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Over ate on some Indian food
    She’d belch and she’d crunch
    And then ‘open her lunch’
    So I’ll leave you to guess what ensued.

  25. scott says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude,
    was one of the morons that booed.
    But if you get sick,
    or are a just a big prick,
    your condition is covered now, dude!

    damn, ‘dudes’ are everywhere:-)

  26. Nan Reiner (a/k/a Kitty Ditty) says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude,
    In line for the john, ballyhooed,
    “Yo there, bride and your groom:
    Get yourselves a real room.
    There are others who want to be loo’d.”

    [Note to New Yorkers: Change it to “on line”, if that makes you feel more at home!]

  27. Nan Reiner (a/k/a Kitty Ditty) says:

    At the rest home, a nurse aide with ‘tude
    Told her friends, “I don’t care if it’s rude…
    Those old fogeys,” she grinned,
    “Are three sheets to the wind.
    And I don’t like my prunes when they’re stewed.”

  28. Errol Nimbly says:

    Said a psychic with foretelling ‘tude,
    “I would say that it’s safe to conclude,
    That one day you’ll be rich
    And although you’re a bitch,
    Meet a tall, dark and good-looking dude.”

  29. Craig says:

    So this girl I picked up had a ‘tude.
    We got naked, and she was so rude!
    “What is THAT?!” giggled Brenda,
    “You call that pudenda?
    From the size, you should just call it ‘pud’ “

  30. Craig says:

    The Bolivian nympho had ‘tude
    ‘Cause she loved the way Latin men screwed.
    “I get off on the ride
    When I get Uruguay’d –
    Also Chile’d, Brazil’d or Peru’d.”

  31. Jesse Levy says:

    A moody young artist with ‘tude
    made a canvas all single-hued.
    “I don’t care if it sells
    You can all jump down wells”
    This painter needs a quaalude.

  32. colonialist says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Went modelling all in the nude,
    With all her ‘tude (atti)
    She still was a fatty –
    A mood that was rude then ensued.

  33. colonialist says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Received a proposal quite lewd –
    Her mood wasn’t sunny,
    She said, “Don’t be funny,
    You are quite disgusting and crude!’

  34. Jamie Hutchinson says:

    I’m a moody old guy with a ‘tude.
    When I think of my age I get stewed.
    You can ask me—that’s fine,
    I’ll just say, “Thirty-nine.”
    Won’t compute? Count these syllables, dude.

  35. John Larkin says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    whose behavior was often quite rude,
    was taken aback
    when he uttered a crack
    and found that the audience booed.

  36. Versebender says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Would string along dude after dude
    She’d flirt and she’d tease
    As if eager to please
    But the lady stayed coyly unscrewed

  37. Rich D says:

    A lim’ricker ‘veloped a ‘tude
    his entries seemed always puh-pooed
    no hon’rable mention
    for pride of invention
    his genius was so misconstrued

  38. Rich D says:

    a fellow with quite an odd ‘tude
    ahead of the schedule he spooed
    “I tried a preventer
    but shot ‘fore I’d enter
    so now my whole night is palooed”

  39. Matt Monitto says:

    A sexy young woman had ‘tude;
    Men would flock when she danced in the nude.
    But her life made a lurch
    When she stripped in a church,
    So it’s now by the cops she’s pursued.

  40. Rich D says:

    A young fella had quite a ‘tude
    Rejected by a gal in a snood
    She rationed her passion
    by flashin’ her fashion
    as though her bad taste was imbued

  41. Paul Dickey says:

    There was a young fellow with ‘tude
    who came totally unglued
    when the country’s highest Court
    gave his health care lukewarm support
    and ruled his diet legal if pre-chewed.

  42. Rich D says:

    A racehorse who had quite a ‘tude
    told other t-breds they were dog food
    He didn’t back down
    Until the Triple Crown
    His buds and he got Seattle Slewed

  43. Edmund Conti says:

    An earnest young poet with ‘tude
    Said, I know I’m about to be screwed
    For posting so late
    On Madeleine’s slate.
    My poem won’t be liked or be viewed.

  44. Edmund Conti says:

    Said a fellow with notable ‘tude
    I’m late and so I must intrude
    I know there’s a queue
    But that’s just for you.
    As you see, I’m important, not rude.

  45. Edmund Conti says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    Said, “Waiter please take back this food!”
    Said the hostess, “My dear,
    Please remember you’re here
    And not at some restaurant, dude.”

  46. Gerald Fleischmann says:

    A Moody Blues singer with ‘tude
    Said, one Lazy Day, “I’m in the mood.
    “If you don’t hem or haw,
    “And you Ride My See-Saw,
    “Then Your Wildest Dreams, score my Driftwood.”

  47. Gerald Fleischmann says:

    There was a young woman with ‘tude,
    Who wanted so much to get screwed,
    She put out a want ad
    Saying she was way bad,
    But that only got her tattooed.

    There was a young frat boy with ‘tude;
    His ego had great magnitude
    But ‘twas EZ2C
    That this BMOC
    Had no chance with the girls he pursued.

  48. Bawled a Glenn Miller collector, with ‘tude,
    “For rodents I ain’t ‘In the Mood’!
    “Bought my kid a pet mouse, and
    “Now my ‘Penn Six-Five-Thousand’
    “And ‘Chatanooga-Cho-Cho’s chew-chewed!” :(

  49. Fred says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    Let his sarcastic impression exude
    To whomever happened to near
    his volatile emotional sphere
    Gathering many reactions of, “Dude..”

  50. A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Went out on a yacht that was crewed
    By six randy guys
    Who opened her eyes
    To the pleasures of being pursued.

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Felt she was ready for a brood.
    She preferred the refined,
    But attracted the wrong kind,
    So, in the end, she only got screwed.

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Refused to be seen in the nude.
    On the night of her wedding,
    When it came to the bedding,
    The lights were discretely subdued.

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Requested her buttock tattooed
    With advice to her ex,
    And all of his sex:
    I’d tell you but it’s really too crude.

  51. Poet Laundry says:

    A moody ‘young’ Baldwin with ‘tude
    Called his young princess an
    Animal that eats too much food.
    Still he gets paid the big bucks
    For his admirable talent of rude.

  52. Diane Groothuis says:

    The song bird was still filled with ‘tude
    When a rooster flew in to the brood
    “I like you, you know
    But whenever you crow
    It makes me feel cock – a – doodle dood”

  53. Little Miss Muffet, with ‘tude,
    Would tell that old spider, “Get screwed!
    “I hate all Arachnidae!”
    Then, giving him a blackened eye,
    “Stay outta my whey!” she’d conclude.

  54. Linda Fuller says:

    …stay outta my whey…lol.

  55. Linda Fuller says:

    A moody young starlet with ‘tude
    Announced “I have always eschewed
    The hotsy, the totsy,
    The damn paparazzi;
    I’m crude, some say lewd, but they’re rude!”

  56. Johanna Richmond says:

    A moody young swimmer with ‘tude
    When arrested (mid-stroke) in the nude,
    As they dragged him away
    Spouted, “Why did you say
    Members hang out FREE? Whoa, pop a lude!”

  57. Craig says:

    What folks call you can influence ‘tude.
    (My last name, mispronounced, can sound rude.)
    You sound less like a fool
    If you’re name’s really cool
    Like that J Cosmo Newbery dude.

  58. Mark Kane says:

    A passionate butcher with ‘tude,
    Came home very much in the mood.
    But while seeking relief,
    She yelled, “Where’s the beef,”
    Reducing his “flambé” to “stewed.”

  59. Mark Kane says:

    A popular DJ with ‘tude,
    Stayed one with the music and clued
    To the moves on the floor,
    As he fed them hard core
    Pulsing music to heighten their mood.

  60. Mark Kane says:

    A sports loving woman with ‘tude,
    When randy could often be crude:
    “Now play with my cunt,
    And don’t you dare bunt.
    It’s a home run I need from you dude!”

  61. Mark Kane says:

    A musical woman with ‘tude,
    Transposed him with whispers quite lewd,
    Then lead him away,
    For sensual play,
    The climax — A fugue interlude.

  62. Craig says:

    So this girl shares my “body ink” ‘tude
    And she gasped when we finally got nude.
    “I just love the design
    On your cock. It’s divine!”
    Now I’m worried – my dick’s not tattooed!

  63. Patti says:

    Cute. I guess the moral is don’t bring the ‘tude to bed.

    My limerick machine is broken down. But I’ll be back.

  64. Moody young woman with ‘tude’
    calls after prime minister ‘hey dude!’
    How do you happen to propose,
    country problems will be solved?
    How much more must one get screwed?

    Moody new prime minister with ‘tude
    Asks the young girl not to intrude
    To tell you the truth
    He has no time for youth
    Country has too many issues accrued.

  65. Linda Fuller says:

    A moody young bovine with ‘tude
    Preferred that her cud be well-chewed.
    While munching, her udder
    Would quiver and judder
    And all of her teats would protrude.

  66. A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    Once complained that he hated the food
    Which was served at his school.
    But the lunchlady’s rule:
    You complain, you’ll be one hungry dude.

    A moody young lady with ‘tude
    Rose from bed in a horrible mood.
    Without makeup or coffee
    She looked like Khadafi,
    And I’d say so, but that would be rude.

  67. Nan Reiner (a/k/a Kitty Ditty) says:

    A moody young deb with a ‘tude
    Found regattas could lighten her mood:
    “Strokes and coxswains galore –
    Each will put in his oar –
    One can be so deliciously crewed!”

  68. Granny Smith says:

    A sassy young lawyer with ‘tude
    Realized that most folk called him crude.
    Did this raise his dander?
    Not when HE called it slander
    And chortled “Now THEY can be sued!

  69. Linda Fuller says:

    A moody young husband with ‘tude
    Decided one day to collude
    With several known felons
    To hijack some melons
    For wifey, who said “Honey! Dude!”

  70. Linda Fuller says:

    A moody young maiden with ‘tude
    Whose nethers became honeydewed
    When her exposed melon
    Was squeezed by Magellan
    Pled “Visit my south latitude.”

  71. John Sardo says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    Said I’m going out to get screwed
    So that’s what he did
    And heaven forbid
    When he woke he was stewed and stripped nude.

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Met a guy determined to get screwed
    So she took him to bed
    In his drink dropped a med
    Then departed the dude she outsmarted, how shrewd.

  72. Jamie Hutchinson says:

    The sexy librarian’s ‘tude
    Had a way of improving your mood:
    You’d hand her a book
    And receive such a look
    That you felt both checked out and renewed.

  73. Linda Fuller says:

    A gloomy old Eeyore whose ‘tude
    Was often described as subdued
    Pooh-poohed this description
    Because his prescription
    For thistles had pricked up his mood.

  74. Hollered Little Jack Horner, with ‘tude,
    “Okay cop! I’m cornered! But got food!”
    Then, extending one digit,
    Snarled (… don’t fret, I’ll abridge it …)
    “*!%!*”. (… the long version’s way, way too rude.)

  75. Yelled Young Daughter Hubbard, with ‘tude,
    “Put that bone back, Old Mother, be good!
    “Else I won’t get a pass
    “In Anatomy class,
    “That skeleton is NOT doggie food!”

  76. Rich D says:

    A jazz man with quite an odd ‘tude
    His instrument lost when he flew’d
    I checked my sax
    I ain’t got no axe
    so at his next gig he kazooed!

  77. Rich D says:

    minor correction to previous:

    A jazz man with quite an odd ‘tude
    His instrument lost when he flew’d
    “I checked my sax,
    I ain’t got no axe…
    so at my next gig I kazooed!”

  78. Rich D says:

    A young man with a curious ‘tude
    tried hard to describe his gal nude
    He undid her bra,
    and exclaimed “Fwoozhwah!
    Would saying they smile be too rude?”

  79. Rich D says:

    Fwoozhwah: sounds like bourgeois, but starts with an f

  80. Diane Groothuis says:

    Humpty Dumpty was filled up with ‘tude
    And decided that falling was rude
    If he more than ambled
    His yoke became scrambled
    So he asked to be gently canoed.

  81. Rich D says:

    A trombonist developed a ‘tude
    His slide work was described as lewd
    “I know what I see
    when I go for low B
    them gals in the audience oohed!”

  82. Rich D says:

    Humpty Dumpty was filled up with ‘tude
    and shrieked when the falling ensued
    While all the king’s men
    were at it again
    but this time he got Super-Glued!

  83. Diane Groothuis says:

    Nanny Fein developed a ‘tude
    Saying Sheffield was not a cool dude
    Her skirts hitched up higher
    She lit a new fire
    And the series was forced to conclude.

  84. Rich D says:

    The songbird saw Humpty’s glued ‘tude
    and sank to a most mellow mood
    Perched in the thistle
    he started to whistle
    a minor blues jam thus ensued.

  85. Linda Fuller says:

    A moody young Hatfield with ‘tude
    While engaged in an ongoing feud
    With some upstart McCoys
    Said, “I don’t like these boys
    And I hope they’re the last of their brood.”

  86. Johanna Richmond says:

    Slightly tweaked version of earlier submission

    A moody young swimmer with ‘tude
    When arrested (mid-stroke) in the nude,
    As they dragged him away
    Spouted, “Didn’t you say
    ‘Members hang out FREE’? Whoa, pop a lude!”

  87. Errol Nimbly says:

    Dearest Madeleine: REVISION s’il vous plait

    Said a sultan with spring cleaning ‘tude,
    “My whole harem is now in the nude,
    We are checking for nits
    In their hairy armpits
    And I’m having the pussies shampooed.”

  88. Errol Nimbly says:

    And another REVISION thank you.

    Said a psychic with foretelling ‘tude,
    “After reading the cards, I conclude,
    That one day you’ll be rich
    And although you’re a bitch,
    Meet a tall, dark and good-looking dude.”

  89. Diane Groothuis says:

    Said Humpty to Songbird with ‘tude
    “I don’t want to be misconstrued.
    I’ve been feeling quite well
    Since I fractured my shell
    And Health Benefits all have accrued”.

  90. Granny Smith says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    (Named Hatfield) at noon interlude
    Phoned a summons to Coy,
    Just an Old Mountain Boy,
    To partake of his drink and his feud.

  91. Granny Smith says:


    A grouchy old woman with ‘tude
    Slumped, morose, in her wheelchair, and stewed,
    “There is really no way
    I’d be Friends’ choice today –
    Fifty lim’ricks before me more lewd!”

  92. Jamie Hutchinson says:

    The Gen-Z’er thought HE had the ” ‘tude”?
    Well, that kid—from the barber shop shooed—
    Had been pitchforked, hide-tanned,
    Tarred and feathered … oh, and
    And-the-horse-you-rode-in-on Fuck You’d.

  93. Jamie Hutchinson says:

    The pilot, midflight, “copta” a ‘tude
    As his MedEvac patient’s blood spewed.
    “Sit tight—you’ll recover!
    My mission’s to hover
    While those chicks in that clearing tan nude!”

  94. Jamie Hutchinson says:

    Count Limrikov took on the ‘tude
    Of his inbred, degenerate brood:
    “Though we lost the Great Game,
    We attend our good name,
    So Mad Kane and her poets we’ve sued.”

  95. Gerald Fleischmann says:

    When a brewer who had a bad ‘tude,
    Learned his clients had dissed what he’d brewed,
    Said, “The swill tasted fine,
    Much like old vintage wine!”
    But without “proof” they just don’t get stewed!

  96. Groaned Holmes to Watson, with ‘tude
    “For once, dear boy, I’m unclued!
    “My guts boil and bubble
    “You’re a Doc, what’s my trouble?”
    “Alimentary, dear Holmes,” Watson cooed.

  97. Diane Groothuis says:

    Craig D got a bit of a ‘tude
    And starting an insurance feud
    When stuck in the door
    “Of an overpriced store
    Raised the premium when it renewed

  98. Rich D says:

    A lawyer who had not much ‘tude
    He once was the Opie’s dad dude
    He so loved to sing
    For that was his thing
    Andy is gone, I’m subdued.

  99. Rich D says:

    ‎(as pronounced by someone with a head cold and stuffed sinuses….)

    Contesteds strud odd wid a ‘tude
    Duh dext wud’s today aroud dood
    Five idda row
    it’s Chestnud’s owed show
    disgustigly shubs in da food!

  100. A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Thought it most incredibly rude
    When others would cross her
    She’d call them a tossa!
    Such a failing of great magnitude.

  101. Jane says:

    A moody male model with ‘tude
    Was chagrined when the audience booed.
    On a catwalk he’d tripped,’
    And his pants front had ripped,
    Shredding padding on parts best unviewed.

  102. Kathy El-Assal says:

    A prudish young woman with ‘tude
    Almost never was in the right mood.
    Finding headaches passé
    Her excuse was to say
    “Doggie-style, when not yoga, is lewd.”

  103. Rich D says:

    A gent had a serious ‘tude
    the heat had raised hell with his mood
    “I might seem a bear,
    but crank up the air
    and you’ll find I’m a mellowish dude”

  104. Rich D says:

    *** FIX TO ABOVE ENTRY ***
    A gent had a serious ‘tude
    the heat had raised hell with his mood
    “I might seem a bear,
    but crank up the air
    and you’ll find I’m a mellower dude”

  105. Linda Fuller says:

    A sensitive logger with ‘tude
    Got lost in the woods where he crewed.
    A loud hue and cry
    Went out for this guy
    Who easily cried when he hewed.

  106. Rich D says:

    A Dough Boy who had quite a ‘tude
    cuz people considered him food
    The idiot savant
    shaped like a croissant
    played poker and only “hoo-hoo”-ed!

  107. Bob Dvorak says:

    A moody young woman with ‘tude
    Thought her notions uncommonly shrewd.
    So she printed a dress
    Filled with slogans, a mess
    Once it rained. She ran home in the nude.

  108. Mark Megson says:

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    Was famous for how he would brood
    Like Brando or Dean
    But ten times as mean
    No-one swooned but they constantly booed

    A moody young fellow with ‘tude
    Would only eat fatty fast food
    For years constipated
    His mood elevated
    And the ground shook when he finally pooed

  109. Diane Groothuis says:

    Now Noah adopted a ‘tude
    When one of 2 elephants pooed
    He said “Don’t you park
    Your arse in this small ark
    You can get yourself out one by two’d”

  110. Linda Fuller says:

    A greedy moonshiner with ‘tude
    Imbued the cheap gin that he brewed
    With turpentine flavor
    A crude money saver
    And proof of extreme turpitude.

  111. Johanna Richmond says:

    A kinky young fellow with ‘tude
    Rather liked being fed when he screwed.
    For a dollop of puddin’
    His spoonin’ grew wooden,
    But he ne’er gave a fork without food.

  112. Kathleen Cole says:

    Our moody young brunette with ‘tude
    Couldn”t meet a sponge-worthy dude
    She settled for hunky Hank
    Denizen of the Sperm Bank
    -Took a mere yank and a magazine lewdl
    (She was screwed, blued and tattooed.)

  113. madkane says:

    Thanks so much everyone for your fun limericks! This Limerick-Off is officially over. And the winner is…

    Congratulations to the Limerick of the Week Winner, the Facebook Friends’ Choice Award Winner, and the Honorable Mention Winners! Limerick of the Week 69.

    But you can still have lots of limerick fun because a new Limerick-Off has just begun: Limerick Skill.