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Intelligence Redesigned

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

I didn’t think Republicans could surprise me anymore. But I must confess to being stunned by Rep. Michele “Blabbermouth” Bachmann’s appointment by Boehner to the secretive House Intelligence Committee.

And it seems even Republican insiders share my astonishment:

Bachmann once suggested that Congress should investigate whether Democratic lawmakers were pro- or anti-America, and she’s been a cable TV favorite because she’s known for colorful sound bites.

On her Facebook page, Tea Party icon Bachmann said:

As a mother of five biological children and twenty-three foster children I pledge to do whatever I need to do to keep your family, my family, and the United States safe from harm.

I feel safer already. But I still had to write this limerick:

Intelligence Redesigned
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I don’t normally make much ado
‘Bout committee appointments. Do you?
But Intelligence? Bachmann?
That’s really a shock men.
I fear for its plunging IQ.

Yet Another Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Anti-Gay Bunk From Ken Buck

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Guess Who’s Itching For Impeachment

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Open Limerick To The Anti-Government Crowd

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Limerick Ode To Carl Paladino

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

Radical Verse

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

My Dream For Glenn Beck … And America

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Is Newt Trying To Neutralize Sarah Palin?

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

“Offbeat” On The Politico Beat

Friday, August 13th, 2010

The Birth Of Lunacy

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Those Sorry Republicans

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Nevada’s Wingnut Angle

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Republican Pols — Off or On the Rand-Wagon?

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Maine Mishigas

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Obama’s What???

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Senseless About The Census

Monday, April 5th, 2010

J.D. Hayworth’s Marriage Menagerie

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Liz Cheney: Chip Off The Old Crock

Saturday, March 6th, 2010