Open Limerick To Birthers

Hey Birthers, in between mouthing off about Obama and demanding the already-furnished proof that Obama was born in the U.S., I have a fun new assignment for you: How about ranting about Mitt Romney and demanding Romney’s elusive certificate of live birth?

What’s the matter Donald “Birther” Trump? Can’t you afford any more investigators?

Open Limerick To Birthers
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Certifiable birth record pests
Keep beating their paranoid chests.
Yet they don’t have a fit
Over Romney, yes Mitt —
Where’s their int’rest in Mitt-record quests?

Author’s Note: For the record (and for the sarcasm-challenged) I’m confident that both Obama and Romney were born in the United States.

(You can find born-related haiku here.)

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10 Responses to “Open Limerick To Birthers”

  1. Bulldawg says:

    But Mitt is a white man. So they don’t need to challenge him (snark).

  2. tilly bud says:

    I must be honest, we Brits are baffled by the fuss over the President’s birth certificate.

  3. Hansi says:

    For me, the whole Tea Party birther thing speaks to their impotence. If Obama was really not born in the USA, is the best you can do is whine about how you’re all being victimized by a fraud, and dress up in costumes to protest. If Donald for one moment thought his Birther claims had any validity, he’d be lawyering-up faster than you can say shyster (no offense Madeline), and be heading to the Supreme court ASAP. Give me a break!

  4. madkane says:

    Tilly, sane Americans are just as baffled as you are. :)

    Bulldawg, your snark is on the mark.

    Hansi, that’s a very interesting perspective. :)

    Thanks for your comments, everyone!

  5. vince says:

    Getting really tired of GOP racist pigs…..

  6. Amanda says:

    nailed it again Mad lets just hope that sooner rather then later everyone pulls the heads out of the %@& =)

  7. madkane says:

    Thanks, Amanda! :)

  8. Steve Nance says:

    But … Obama ain’t Christian, ya see!
    Now Mitt Romney — oh wait, what is he?
    Um, a Mormon, that’s right,
    (Oh but, c’mon, he’s white)
    Ain’t my business what faith he might be…

  9. madkane says:

    Good one, Steve!