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Taxing Times

Friday, March 16th, 2007

Taxing Times
By Madeleine Begun Kane 

My husband Mark and I usually prepare our joint tax returns jointly. Being good citizens, we begin early in February with tax planning discussions like this:

Mark: We really should start doing our taxes next Saturday.
Me: You’re absolutely right. I’ll pick up Quicksand’s ShirkoTax this week.

By late March we’ve made impressive progress:

Mark: We really should start doing our taxes next Saturday.
Me: You’re absolutely right. I’ll pick up Quicksand’s ShirkoTax this week.

Our tax planning culminates promptly on April 14 when Mark boots up the computer, loads ShirkoTax, and does whatever it is one does with tax software. … (Taxing Times is continued here.)

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Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Valentines Day Humor

Monday, February 5th, 2007

It Is Hereby Resolved (New Year’s Resolution Humor)

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

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Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Mad Gift Giving Guide

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

How To Become An Insomniac

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Office Party Follies

Monday, November 6th, 2006

Contending With Time

Monday, October 30th, 2006

A Squirrely Lesson

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

Secret Shopper

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

False Alarm

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

How To Disorganize Your Life

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Musical Accord (Spoof Contract)

Monday, September 18th, 2006

How To Plan A Trip (Humorous How-To)

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

Taking A Vacation On The Contract Plan

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

Just In Time For Labor Day, Some Job Interview Humor

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006

Tow Guy Blues

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Jump, Jive, and Sweat

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Sparring Over Spare Time

Friday, August 25th, 2006