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Taxing Times

Taxing Times
By Madeleine Begun Kane 

My husband Mark and I usually prepare our joint tax returns jointly. Being good citizens, we begin early in February with tax planning discussions like this:

Mark: We really should start doing our taxes next Saturday.
Me: You’re absolutely right. I’ll pick up Quicksand’s ShirkoTax this week.

By late March we’ve made impressive progress:

Mark: We really should start doing our taxes next Saturday.
Me: You’re absolutely right. I’ll pick up Quicksand’s ShirkoTax this week.

Our tax planning culminates promptly on April 14 when Mark boots up the computer, loads ShirkoTax, and does whatever it is one does with tax software. … (Taxing Times is continued here.) [tags]Tax Humor, Income Tax Humor, Money Satire, Husband Wife Humor[/tags]

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  6. Polli says:

    Oh this was funny!! I could so relate. I think we use ShirkoTax too. Love your humor Mad Kane!

    I’m here via the humor carnival

  7. madkane says:

    Thanks so much Polli!

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