Valentines Day Humor

A Valiant Guy’s Guide To Valentine’s Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane 

Attention guys — it’s time to get ready for Valentine’s Day. After all, you don’t want a repeat of last year, do you? I didn’t think so.

For most men, the very mention of Valentine’s Day conjures up memories of a last minute, fruitless shopping expedition followed by a quarrel with their girlfriend or wife. Women, on the other hand, tend to think romantic thoughts: champagne, dining by candlelight, strolling violinists, and an after-dinner brandy in front of a roaring fireplace. This scenario exists only in their fantasies, mind you. After all, they are dating or married to you.  … (A Valiant Guy’s Guide To Valentine’s Day is continued here.)

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4 Responses to “Valentines Day Humor”

  1. John Salmon says:

    I’m with your romantic vision, except that strolling trumpet players should be substituted. Much more passionate.

  2. madkane says:

    That would probably depend on the trumpet player.

  3. Theresa says:

    Madeleine, I really love this post. Very well written…Every guy should read this post so they can understand how women really think about Valentines Day gifts and how to achieve the perfect Valentines Day. I guess us women can learn from this too. :-)

  4. Veralynne Pepper says:

    As if we don’t really know the right thing to do . . . deep down inside.
    Men want a power tool or a pin-up calendar of hot broads wearing NUTHIN’!
    It’s women who want the “pretty” lingerie, roses, candy and champagne!
    The sweet nothings, soft, sexy music, ear nibbling and shy, “we just met” billing and cooing. Aren’t we silly?

    A kiss on my neck
    A soft stroke to my hip
    It’s our first time, right?