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	<title>Comments on: Valentines Day Humor</title>
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	<description>Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, &#038; Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com)</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Veralynne Pepper</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/02/05/valentines-day-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-143073</link>
		<dc:creator>Veralynne Pepper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 22:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As if we don't really know the right thing to do . . . deep down inside.
Men want a power tool or a pin-up calendar of hot broads wearing NUTHIN'!
It's women who want the "pretty" lingerie, roses, candy and champagne!
The sweet nothings, soft, sexy music, ear nibbling and shy, "we just met" billing and cooing. Aren't we silly?
LOL!

A kiss on my neck
A soft stroke to my hip
It's our first time, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As if we don&#8217;t really know the right thing to do . . . deep down inside.<br />
Men want a power tool or a pin-up calendar of hot broads wearing NUTHIN&#8217;!<br />
It&#8217;s women who want the &#8220;pretty&#8221; lingerie, roses, candy and champagne!<br />
The sweet nothings, soft, sexy music, ear nibbling and shy, &#8220;we just met&#8221; billing and cooing. Aren&#8217;t we silly?<br />
LOL!</p>
<p>A kiss on my neck<br />
A soft stroke to my hip<br />
It&#8217;s our first time, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Theresa</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/02/05/valentines-day-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-132031</link>
		<dc:creator>Theresa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madeleine, I really love this post. Very well written...Every guy should read this post so they can understand how women really think about Valentines Day gifts and how to achieve the perfect Valentines Day. I guess us women can learn from this too. :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madeleine, I really love this post. Very well written&#8230;Every guy should read this post so they can understand how women really think about Valentines Day gifts and how to achieve the perfect Valentines Day. I guess us women can learn from this too. :-)</p>
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		<title>By: the skwib &#187; The Carnival of Satire (#65)</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/02/05/valentines-day-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-2027</link>
		<dc:creator>the skwib &#187; The Carnival of Satire (#65)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Madeleine Begun Kane has Valentines Day advice for the gents too. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Madeleine Begun Kane has Valentines Day advice for the gents too. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/02/05/valentines-day-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-2005</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That would probably depend on the trumpet player.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That would probably depend on the trumpet player.</p>
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		<title>By: John Salmon</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/02/05/valentines-day-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-2003</link>
		<dc:creator>John Salmon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm with your romantic vision, except that strolling trumpet players should be substituted. Much more passionate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with your romantic vision, except that strolling trumpet players should be substituted. Much more passionate.</p>
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