Archive for the ‘Battle of the Sexes’ Category

Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox!

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

I don’t know about you, but I’m not buying Jesse James’ (or Tiger Woods’) rehab ploy:

Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox! (Double Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A bike-loving fellow named James
Had affairs with some numerous dames.
Though wife Sandra’s a winner,
He’s trying to spin her:
Addiction’s the problem, he claims.

Now he’s paying a whole lot of loot
For therapy — Tiger Woods’ route.
But rehab won’t fix
Those wife-cheating pricks.
My advice — just give both guys the boot.

A Miss-Misunderstanding

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Endearing Limerick (Poetry Prompt)

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Romancing The Stoic (Humor Column)

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

How To Muck Up Gift-Giving

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Vintage Wisdom

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

Satirical Blind Date Contract

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Empty Nest (Limerick)

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Harried Spouse

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Not An American Idol

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Does Your Guilt Spring Eternal?

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Valentine’s Day Verse (Limerick & Haiku Prompt)

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

My Confession

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Quick Story & Other Verse (Limerick & Haiku Prompt)

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Sleepless In Bayside (Limerick, Haiku, & Senryu Prompt)

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Romance — A Foreign Concept? (Limerick)

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Miss Dating? Not Me! (Limerick)

Friday, January 11th, 2008

The Turn Not Taken (Haiku)

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Vive La (Brain) Différence!

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

The Definitive Bad Date

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007