“Put that down!” said the man to his wife.
“Knives are weapons! A threat to my life!”
“Calm your jets, my dear Dennis,”
She said. “It’s no menace:
It’s dull cuz you wrecked my fav knife.”
Posts Tagged ‘Weapons Limerick’
The Threat (Limerick)
Sunday, October 11th, 2026Gunning For Trouble? (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 28th, 2024“At the moment we met, I was charmed.
But my mood swiftly moved to alarmed
When my date turned irate
Without cause, while she ate,
As she brandished hard proof she was armed.”
Cloaked In Bravado (Limerick)
Sunday, April 24th, 2022He showed off his coat with a swagger:
“It’s a one-of-a-kind,” said the bragger.
Then he brandished a knife:
“I’ll use THIS on the wife!”
His behavior? Sub-par cloak-and-dagger.
NOT On The Fence (Limerick)
Thursday, April 21st, 2022“I don’t mind that my new husband hoards
His numerous fencing awards.
But his weapon collection
Incites my objection…
And that’s where we often cross swords.”
