“Put that down!” said the man to his wife.
“Knives are weapons! A threat to my life!”
“Calm your jets, my dear Dennis,”
She said. “It’s no menace:
It’s dull cuz you wrecked my fav knife.”
Tags: Danger Humor, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Weapons Humor, Weapons Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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