Posts Tagged ‘Danger Humor’

The Threat (Limerick)

Sunday, October 11th, 2026

“Put that down!” said the man to his wife.
“Knives are weapons! A threat to my life!”
“Calm your jets, my dear Dennis,”
She said. “It’s no menace:
It’s dull cuz you wrecked my fav knife.”

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