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Senator Bayh, Buh Bye!

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Senator Evan Bayh (Pretend-Dem-Indiana) has announced that he won’t seek reelection this year. The conserva-Dem’s stated reason? Partisan gridlock is blocking progress.

While this is being viewed as a huge loss for Democrats and a great pick-up op for Republicans, I sure won’t miss Blue Dog Bayh. His so-called moderation and his unrelenting push for compromise with uncompromising Republicans has been a large impediment to passing progressive legislation.

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Senator Bayh, Buh Bye!
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Sen. Bayh will not run again. Why?
Cuz there’s “not enough progress.” How wry!
He says partisanship
Is the cause. Here’s a tip:
Our problem is DINOS like Bayh.

Ode To Weak-Kneed Democrats

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Joe “Vote 60″ No Mo’

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Dressing Down The President

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Ode To Pro-Rape Republicans

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Balking At The Baucus Bill

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Ode To Senator Judd “Majority Rules, Except When It Doesn’t” Gregg

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Waterloo Lies

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Ode To Tropical Breeze Colonoscopies (Updated)

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

They Only Have Themselves To Blame

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Ode To Roland Burris

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

The Bully Pulpit Isn’t Enough, When You’re Dealing With Bullies

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Mad Thought Of The Day

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Hey Republicans, Go Filibuster Yourselves! (Updated)

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Only Peons Have To Pay Taxes (Updated)

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Why Caroline Kennedy?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

“Traitor Joe” Wasn’t Disloyal Enough? (Haiku)

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Ode To “Traitor” Joe Lieberman (Updated)

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Democrats Make Elephants Of Themselves

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

A Trio Of Limericks For Gay-Bashing Senator Larry Craig

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007