Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell

Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Christine, so I see that your pitch
Is to claim that you aren’t a witch.
It’s not witches I mind,
But your viewpoints unkind:
Anti-gay! Anti-feminist! Bitch!

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4 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell”

  1. Jesse Levy says:

    Love it Mad, love it.

  2. Scott says:

    Just another dumb, bigoted tart
    With no wisdom in which to impart
    Chris loves all the haters
    And hates masturbators
    She almost makes Sarah look smart

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks Jesse! Fun verse, Scott!

  4. Sylvia Ahern says:

    Our Christine, ever ready to fight
    For the virtuous Teabagging Right
    Was rendered bereft
    When the mean, snarky Left,
    With great glee, dubbed her “Sarah P., Lite”

    Our Tea Party darling must rue
    The day she declared: “I am you”
    We laughed, coast to coast!
    Her Senate bid? Toast!
    And that Senate seat? Gone Red to Blue…