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Republican Pols — Off or On the Rand-Wagon?

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

In the wake of his humiliating interview on Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC show, Rand Paul has a serious Civil Rights Act problem. It’s so bad, that he’s already flip-flopping (or pretending to flip-flop) over his views and he was even scared into canceling his scheduled Meet the Press interview.

But Rand Paul isn’t the only guy with a problem — his fellow Republican pols have one too. What do I mean? Well, eventually they’ll have to choose sides: Either stick up for the Republican nominee with the insane views and maintain party loyalty, or disavow Rand Paul’s views and be seen by many as disloyal to the GOP. Good luck with that.

This brings me to my latest three-verse limerick:

Republican Pols — Off or On the Rand-Wagon?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The Sen. nominee known as Rand
Is as odd as they come in this land.
He says cos are endowed
With this right: All’s allowed.
Paul would give them a fully free hand.

If they want to be racist, they may.
Block the Jews from their doors? That’s okay.
Cuz the gospel of Paul
Is no biz regs at all.
So feel free to go fire a gay.

The Republican leaders must choose
To decry (or endorse) these mad views.
There is no in-between.
There’s no hiding, I mean.
Back the Tea Party Guy, and they lose.

Oily Obstruction

Monday, May 17th, 2010

John McCain — Ignoramus, Liar, Or Terrorist Sympathizer?

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Inflammatory Fleming

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Addled Threats

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Holier-Than-Thou Wars

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Dear Obama, Enough With The Voltaire!

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Senator Bayh, Buh Bye!

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Palin’s Runny, Run-On Sentences Finally Explained

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Ode To Weak-Kneed Democrats

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Ode To Odious Corporate Personhood

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Rudy “Noun and a Verb and a 9-11″ Giuliani Loses His Mind

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Testy Republicans

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Fraidy-Cat Republicans

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Stupak Stupidity

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Stewing Over Stupak

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Celebrating Sarah

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

A Limerick For Traitor Joe

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Bystander President?

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009