July 4th, 2026
Warning: This limerick is a downer!
I’m enraged by the damage Don’s done!
I’m incensed by the cases he’s won.
Our Democracy’s ailing;
In danger of failing . . .
Independence Day spirit? I’ve NONE!
Tags: Constitution Limerick, Donald Trump Limerick, July 4, Trump Limerick
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June 19th, 2026
The Donald persuaded his base
That at deal-making Trump is an ace.
But his cave to Iran
Proves his skill-claim’s a con.
Will his fans fin’lly note his disgrace?
Tags: Deal-Making, Donald Trump, Iran, Iran Attack, Iran MOI, Iran War, Trump Cons
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June 12th, 2026
Gloom and doom greet my eyes ev’ry day,
As I scour the press. Some might say
I’m “inviting the blues
By consuming Trump news.”
I should stop, but my “rhyme gene” says “NAY!”
Tags: Donald Trump, Media Humor, Media Limerick, News, News Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Writing, Writing & Publishing Humor
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June 10th, 2026
Dozy Don, did you get lots of kicks
Out of hexing the great New York Knicks?
You looked old, orange, bored,
And I’m betting you snored.
Yes, we saw you “out cold.” We scored pics!
Tags: Booing Humor, Donald Trump, Knicks Humor, Knicks Limerick, NBA Humor, New York, New York City, Sleep Humor, Sports, Sports Humor, Sports Limerick, Sports Verse, Trump Humor
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June 8th, 2026
My Dear Donald, New York’s been imbued
With deep pride in the Knicks, and our mood
Has been great, till you came
To attend the third game.
I sure hope that you like getting booed!
Tags: Booing Humor, Donald Trump, Knicks Limerick, NBA Humor, New York, Sports Humor, Trump
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May 27th, 2026
Our neighborhood grouch tends to revel
In claiming he worships the devil.
Yet that very same grump
Still maintains he hates Trump.
(I suspect that he’s NOT on the level.)
Tags: Devil Humor, Neighbors Humor, Neighbors Limerick, Trump Humor
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May 23rd, 2026
Our fine nation has lost its prime anchor;
It’s been sullied by Trump, a vile canker,
Who’s untethered to laws,
Who takes pride in his flaws,
And who governs by greed, whim, and rancor.
Tags: Constitution, Donald Trump, Supreme Court Limerick, Trump
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April 28th, 2026
Headline: DOJ Indicts James Comey for posting an image of seashells spelling out “8647”
Trump incessantly schemes and connives
To destroy so-called enemies’ lives.
Donald’s hunger is boundless
For lawsuit-claims groundless…
And on BS indictments, he thrives.
Tags: Bogus "8647" Comey Indictment, Bogus Indictments, Comey, Comey Indictment, Donald Trump, James Comey, Justice Department, Trump
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April 27th, 2026
Washington Post Headline: “Trump says he sees shootings as a reflection of his impact”
My dear Donald, attempts on your life
Are the fruit of the hatred and strife
You have spread through our land.
Your “impactful” self-brand
Marks a reign that’s depravity rife.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impactful, Trump Assassination Attempt, WHCD, White House, White House Corrspondents' Dinner
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April 17th, 2026
I’m incensed by Trump’s White House each day.
Am I justified? Yes! You say “Nay?”
So to YOU, fraud’s divine
And corruption is fine.
Just as long as it’s TRUMP, you say YAY!!!
Tags: Corruption, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Fraud, Republicans Limerick, White House
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April 13th, 2026
My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!
Tags: Donald Trump, Pope, Pope Leo, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Trump
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April 4th, 2026
Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running ‘Justice’ for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren’t nailed:
She did NOT corrupt ‘Justice’ enough!
Tags: Dept of Justice, DOJ, Donald Trump, Justice Dept, Pam Bondi, Trump Retribution, Trump Revenge Tour
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March 23rd, 2026
When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev’rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It’s a sight many long to erase!
Tags: DC Tourism Humor, Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Trump Branding
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March 20th, 2026
My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune…
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.
Tags: Brendan Carr, Donald Trump, FCC, Iran Attack, Iran War, Media, NATO Allies, No New Wars, Nuclear Weapons, Peace President, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Limerick, Trump Wars
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March 16th, 2026
Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he’s stunned they won’t aid
With the Hormuz blockade…
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran Attack, Iran War, NATO Allies, No New Wars, Nuclear Weapons, Peace President, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Limerick, Trump Wars
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March 15th, 2026
My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!
Tags: Iran Attack, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Wars
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March 10th, 2026
Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Iran War, Lies Limerick, No New Wars, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Supporters
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March 2nd, 2026
Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
Posted in Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | Comments Off on A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
February 25th, 2026
If you think things are rough, you are wrong!
Cuz of Trump, the economy’s strong!
That great man’s a magician,
A genius tactician.
(Forgive me; I’m smoking a bong.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Economy Limerick, Reality Check, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address, Trump
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February 24th, 2026
I’m so sick of Trump’s venom-filled pomp
And his childish “they’re mean to me” stomp.
So I’m skipping the SOTU.
I’d much rather go to
The streamable “State of the Swamp.”
*****
Two Trump SOTU Haiku:
Trump’s SOTU so far:
TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!
Hockey men are cool!
Trump’s SOTU’s over.
He proved his ability
to stand for two hours.
Tags: Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, SOTU, State of the Swamp, State of the Union
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A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
March 2nd, 2026Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
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