Open Limerick To Donald Trump

February 19th, 2026

Dearest Donald, how sad that you chase
Unearned prizes and pics of your face
“Gracing” banners galore.
Seems you always need more
To persuade yourself “Trump is an Ace.”

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Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day

February 16th, 2026

It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!

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Indefensible! (Limerick)

February 5th, 2026

An inept and unqualified punk,
Who is also an infamous drunk,
Runs our nation’s defense,
Which of course makes no sense,
Since his specialty’s ludicrous bunk.

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Is Bezos Trying To Kill WAPO As Yet ANOTHER Trump Favor? (Limerick)

February 4th, 2026

As if WAPO didn’t have enough problems, yet another bout of LAYOFFS was just announced. Hence this limerick:

The Washington Post once could boast
Of its greatness, but now it’s a ghost.
And more layoffs are coming:
Their numbers? Mind-numbing!
I fear that it soon will be toast.

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Bye-Bye Kennedy Center? (Limerick)

February 3rd, 2026

Trump’s Kennedy Center takeover has been nothing short of disastrous. (Cancelled performances, empty seats, unsold tickets, bookers unable to book.) So, in a vain attempt to hide the damage he’s personally caused, Trump announced he’s closing the venue in July for a 2-year renovation. (I guess affixing fake gold takes time.)

Why’s the Kennedy Center soon closing?
Cuz Trump WRECKED it; its rep’s decomposing.
Most great talent says, “No!
Won’t perform there!” And so,
It’s near death from a ticket sale hosing.

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Alienated Allies (Limerick)

January 31st, 2026

Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.

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Evil Despot (Limerick)

January 28th, 2026

The full scope of Trump’s evil is broad:
He sends ICE out to raid and maraud.
He breaks laws willy-nilly.
And this one’s a dilly:
It’s treason to fail to applaud.

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ICE Quandary (Limerick)

January 27th, 2026

Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.

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RIP The Law (Limerick)

January 26th, 2026

The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.

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The Enablers (Limerick)

January 23rd, 2026

Trump’s behavior is widely deplored.
Yet his wrongdoing’s largely ignored
By Republican pols
Who are vile wind-up dolls.
They’re the reason our nation’s unmoored.

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Bracing For The News (Limerick)

December 13th, 2025

Ev’ry day I awaken and brace
For the latest Trump news. What a pace
One must keep, if you’re trying
To track Donald’s lying…
Any truth in TruthSocial? No trace!

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Peace-Loving Trump (2-Verse Limerick and Haiku)

December 5th, 2025

It’s no secret: The Donald’s long yearned
For the Peace Prize, an honor unearned.
Seems Nobel’s prize committee
Agrees that Trump’s shitty.
So Donald was rightfully spurned.

But that ISN’T the end of the story,
For there’s NO quenching Trump’s thirst for glory.
That’s where FIFA comes in:
Hands a fake “peace prize” win
To a brute who loves waging outlawry.

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Bigly Trump Honor:
FIFA invents a “peace prize”
for needy Donald.

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Sanguinity Challenges (Limerick)

November 30th, 2025

I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.

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If Trump Could Write Limericks…

November 28th, 2025

Trump’s very angry about this New York Times article: “Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.” Hence this limerick:

The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I’m aging!
I’m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My stamina’s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And I’m virile, so brace for rampaging.

And here’s a story about Trump’s reaction to the NYT article.

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The Enablers (Limerick)

October 31st, 2025

Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.

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If Only… (Limerick)

October 26th, 2025

How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”

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Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)

October 18th, 2025

My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)

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Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)

October 10th, 2025

Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.

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Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John

September 30th, 2025

Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)

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A Chicken Little Limerick

September 25th, 2025

Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)

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