December 31st, 2022
My last Trump limerick of the year. (I hope it isn’t unduly optimistic.)
When Trump is at long last arrested,
Will he fin’ly acknowledge he’s bested
And surrender with grace
And a smile on his face?
Ha, he’ll protest with falsehoods time-tested.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, January 6, One/Six, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies
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December 25th, 2022
While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us,
Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us.
Flinging insults galore
In each TruthSocial snore,
That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump, Trump Lies, TruthSocial
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December 14th, 2022
Remaining “neutral”
and bothsidesing ev’rything–
a gift to liars.
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Haiku And Senryu, Journalism Haiku, Journalists, Political Haiku & Senryu
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December 12th, 2022
Bigotry, once masked,
now unleashed for all to see —
Shameful, yet shameless!
*****
Donald cozies up
to Nazi-loving bigots–
Hardly a surprise!
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Haiku And Senryu, Political Haiku, Trump
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December 7th, 2022
“I’m immune from suits,”
Claims Trump, again and again.
Judges disagree.
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Haiku And Senryu, Law Humor, Legal Verse, Political Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Republicans Humor, Trump
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December 6th, 2022
The verdict is guilty! Hooray!
Trump Corp’s jury has spoken today:
Guilt on each count of fraud
And false records! I’m awed!
Some Trump justice, at last, on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Guilty Verdict, Trump, Trump Corp Guilty
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December 5th, 2022
Flag-hugger Donald
says suspend Constitution–
GOP pols shrug.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Trump
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December 3rd, 2022
Many folks have a shocking capacity
For deception and lies — sheer mendacity.
They will lie to the max,
Spurring violent attacks
On those guilty of naught but veracity.
*****
When mendacity
replaces veracity,
sorry state indeed.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Deception, Dishonesty, Election Humor, Election Satire, Liars, Media Humor, Mendacity, Republicans Humor, Terrorism, Violence
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December 1st, 2022
Trump has lost his appeal in a rout;
Cannon’s pro-Donald rulings are out.
Special Master review
Has been halted. So cue
Sev’ral rants from that “former guy” lout.
Tags: "The Former Guy", Aileen Cannon, Classified Documents, Donald Trump, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Legal Verse, Limericks, Litigation Humor, Mar-a-Lago, Special Master, Stolen Documents, Trump
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November 27th, 2022
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug.
Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug?
He announced and was trounced
In reviews, soon pronounced
“Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Announcement Dud (Limerick)
November 25th, 2022
A headline like this one cries out for a limerick: “Mike Lindell Weighing Run Against GOP’s Ronna McDaniel ‘If God Willing'”
Mike Lindell is consid’ring a run
For RNC Chair. Oh what fun!
He’s a “pillow tycoon”
And conspiracy loon,
Whose motto’s “Republicans won!!!”
Tags: Conspiracy Theories, Election Deniers, GOP Humor, GOP Satire, Mike Lindell, MyPillow, Pillow Tycoon, Republican National Committee, RNC Chair, Ronna McDaniel
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November 21st, 2022
Though Republicans don’t try to stem
Wrongful deeds, when the cad’s one of THEM,
They’ll condemn to the max
The purest of acts,
If that action is done by a Dem.
Tags: Election Humor, Political Humor, Political Limerick, Republican Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor
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November 20th, 2022
Since a Trump Special Counsel’s been named
By Garland, the AG’s been blamed
For political smears,
While Trump and his peers
Keep claiming he’s framed and defamed.
Trump insists that he will not “partake”
In the probe, for that treacherous snake
Thinks it makes him sound tough,
As he struggles to slough
Off his fears. Yes, he knows what’s at stake.
Tags: AG Garland, Garland, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Political Humor, Political Limericks, Special Counsel, Trump
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November 19th, 2022
Special Counsel’s named,
Customary “witch hunt” claimed,
Garland, Smith defamed.
Tags: AG Garland, American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Election Haiku, Garland, Haiku And Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Special Counsel, Special Counsel Jack Smith
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November 18th, 2022
Dear Donald:
Congrats on your 2nd very personal Special Counsel.
What a shame that THIS TIME, you don’t have an AG willing and eager to lie about his report.
Tags: Attorney General, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jack Smith, Mar-a-Lago, Special Counsel, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Investigation
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November 15th, 2022
Donald thinks that his run’s a solution
To imminent crime-prosecution.
But indictments shall come,
And that law-breaking bum
Will be tried and soon face retribution.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Election2024, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump2024
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October 26th, 2022
You think women have too many rights
And that MORE guns will somehow stop fights.
You’ll vote for a liar;
A guy you’d not hire
To baby or dog-sit. That bites!
Tags: Abortion, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminism, Gun Control, Hypocrisy, Liars, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Corruption Humor, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Firearms & Guns Humor, Gender Politics, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire | Comments Off on You KNOW Who You Are!
Some MTG Fun
December 15th, 2022I can never resist mocking Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Tags: House Republicans, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Martial Law, Political Humor, Political Satire, Ralph Norman
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