Trump’s Tattletale Chatbot (2-Verse Limerick)

August 11th, 2025

Washington Post Headline: “New chatbot on Trump’s Truth Social platform keeps contradicting him
An ‘answer engine’ on Trump’s social media site says the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, tariffs aren’t boosting the stock market and Barack Obama is seen favorably.”

Truth Social’s confusing Trump’s base;
Valid facts somehow entered its space:
Seems its chatbot AI’s
Been replacing some lies
With the truths Trump would rather erase.

Election fraud, tariffs, and crime?
Ask the chatbot, and most of the time
It rebuts Donald’s view.
So will Donald Trump sue
His own site? Trump v. Bot! How sublime!

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Trump’s Fed Chair Blame Game (Limerick)

July 18th, 2025

“President Donald Trump blasted Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell as a ‘numbskull’ Friday, bizarrely blaming Joe Biden for re-appointing the man who he himself first elevated to the post.”

Dear Donald, the war that you’re waging
Against Powell (or should I say staging?)
Looks foolish, at best.
So give it a rest!
You (NOT JOE) made him Fed Chair. Quit raging!

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Fantasy Limerick

July 15th, 2025

Trump abuses our migrants with ease.
It seems no one can stop that damn sleaze.
Please affirm you agree
That how cool it would be
To deport Donald Trump overseas.

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Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (Limerick)

July 3rd, 2025

Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed.
The calamitous die has been cast.
Enough holdouts caved in
To this national sin,
So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.

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An Open Limerick To Donald Trump

June 13th, 2025

Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.

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Musk v. Trump (Limerick)

June 5th, 2025

Musk and Trump have transitioned to feuding,
After months (if not years) of colluding.
I’ll admit (truth be told)
That it’s fun to behold
That vile duo’s joint shitshow concluding.

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Trump’s Meaningless Threats To Putin (Limerick)

June 1st, 2025

It’s past time. You must end your brutality!
I’m not kidding! (Trump’s TACO finality.)
Don’t forget: I’m not joshing.
So stop, or I’m washing
My hands of your stubborn rascality.

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Limerick Pep Talk

May 29th, 2025

Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!

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TACO TRUMP’S REIGN (Limerick)

May 29th, 2025

Donald’s reign is far worse than a glitch!
We must NOT just complain, “Life’s a bitch!”
He’s not stopped? Then we lose
All we’ve stood for. Don’t snooze
While Trump wrecks all he’s trying to ditch!

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White Smoke (Limerick)

May 8th, 2025

Papal choice entails weighty reflection.
Fine contenders may suffer rejection.
But though some may feel sad,
It’s unlikely a cad
Will complain someone stole the election.

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King Con’s “Trump 2028” Merch (Limerick)

May 5th, 2025

“Trump 2028″ apparel is now on sale at the Trump Organization’s online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a third term? Or is this just another of Trump’s money-making cons?

Will the Donald attempt a third term?
It’s illegal, most experts confirm.
But a mere thing like laws
Rarely gives Donald pause.
So expect a 4th run from that worm!

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Donald, The Menace (Limerick)

May 3rd, 2025

Donald Trump is a liar and nut.
He’s a menace; his evil’s clear-cut.
There’s no end to his gall.
He’s a danger to all,
And these truths should be open-and-shut!

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Freedom Under Siege (Limerick)

April 27th, 2025

Precious freedom, alas, is at stake!
Dire jeopardy! Each day we wake
To more headlines that scare us,
As Trump seems to dare us
To dodge each malevolent quake.

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National Pride??? (Limerick)

April 9th, 2025

My great pride in our nation’s high station
Has sustained a substantial deflation
Caused by Trump and his cronies
Plus GOP phonies
Who’ve enabled Trump’s self-coronation.

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Trump in a NUTshell (Limerick)

March 31st, 2025

Take a callous compulsion to bend
Pesky laws, plus a greed without end.
Add great ignorance, malice,
And lust for a palace.
Voilà! “The Rapacious Trump Blend!”

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Woke Quatrain

March 31st, 2025

To the Trump-loving creep:
“Call me woke. I won’t weep.
You ain’t clever or deep.
Now just go back to sleep!”

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Car-Buying Blues (Limerick)

March 27th, 2025

Headline: “Trump Announces 25% Tariffs on Imported Cars Effective April 2” (NOTE: This includes American brands assembled abroad.)

Do you need a new car? Then don’t wait!
Buy it now! Beat that Trump-tariff date.
For despite Donald’s scorn,
Fine economists warn:
Car-price surges will soon be our fate.

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Yet Another Trump Limerick

March 25th, 2025

Rhyming “serious” has made me rather delirious:

Trump’s behavior is worse than imperious!
(Yes, this lim’rick ain’t funny; it’s serious.)
That vile felon’s our bane,
For alas, Donald’s reign
Is much more than a bit deleterious.

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The Mad Tariffer (Limerick)

March 14th, 2025

My latest political limerick was largely inspired by this CNBC headline: “‘I’m not going to bend at all’: Trump doubles down on tariff plans as stocks sink”

(Not surprisingly, “Trump doubles down on…” is becoming an over-used, albeit exceedingly appropriate, headline phrase.)

Trump is doubling down on his madness,
Which increases my anger and sadness.
He’s insane and perverse
And keeps making things worse.
There’s no limit, alas, to his badness.

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AWOL Wit? (Limerick)

March 12th, 2025

When I’m writing, I struggle to squeeze in
Lots of humor and wit and to season
All my poems with wordplay;
Perhaps absurd nerd-play.
I’ve failed? Donald’s treason’s the reason!

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