Posts Tagged ‘State of the Swamp’

Limerick Ode to a Great SOTU Alternative

Tuesday, February 24th, 2026

I’m so sick of Trump’s venom-filled pomp
And his childish “they’re mean to me” stomp.
So I’m skipping the SOTU.
I’d much rather go to
The streamable “State of the Swamp.”

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Two Trump SOTU Haiku:

Trump’s SOTU so far:
TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!
Hockey men are cool!


Trump’s SOTU’s over.
He proved his ability
to stand for two hours.