I’m so sick of Trump’s venom-filled pomp
And his childish “they’re mean to me” stomp.
So I’m skipping the SOTU.
I’d much rather go to
The streamable “State of the Swamp.”
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Two Trump SOTU Haiku:
Trump’s SOTU so far:
TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!
Hockey men are cool!
Trump’s SOTU’s over.
He proved his ability
to stand for two hours.

