Dear Donald, your recent indictment Is arousing much gleeful excitement. Here’s hoping for more! A nice, round number’s “four,” And it’s time for some penal requitement!
Is anyone else feeling teased By Trumpian news? I’m displeased! Yes, there’s LOTS of excitement, But where’s the indictment? No perp walk? No plea? Not appeased!
“The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in overturning the results”
As usual, Trump makes no sense And his distance from truth is immense. Who’s at fault for Jan. 6? Here’s the “culprit” Trump picks: He’s now blaming the violence on Pence.
I am planning a huge celebration, Which will feature great food and libation. The date’s still not set, But I’m hosting my fête On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
Most constituents sigh, whine, and grouse About Santos, a villainous louse. He’s a con-artist worm Who should serve a long term In a JAILHOUSE and NOT in the House.
Republican pols love to cloak Their meanness by calling things “woke.” Well if showing awareness Of blatant unfairness Is “woke,” we should ALL be woke folk.
Headline: “National Archives asks past presidents, VPs to look for classified items”
Says the National Archives, “Dig deep, If you once were the Prez or the VEEP. Check under the rocks For classified docs.” Seems it’s time for a very clean sweep.
My last Trump limerick of the year. (I hope it isn’t unduly optimistic.)
When Trump is at long last arrested, Will he fin’ly acknowledge he’s bested And surrender with grace And a smile on his face? Ha, he’ll protest with falsehoods time-tested.
While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us, Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us. Flinging insults galore In each TruthSocial snore, That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
The verdict is guilty! Hooray! Trump Corp’s jury has spoken today: Guilt on each count of fraud And false records! I’m awed! Some Trump justice, at last, on display!
Many folks have a shocking capacity For deception and lies — sheer mendacity. They will lie to the max, Spurring violent attacks On those guilty of naught but veracity.
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When mendacity replaces veracity, sorry state indeed.
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug. Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug? He announced and was trounced In reviews, soon pronounced “Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Though Republicans don’t try to stem Wrongful deeds, when the cad’s one of THEM, They’ll condemn to the max The purest of acts, If that action is done by a Dem.
Since a Trump Special Counsel’s been named By Garland, the AG’s been blamed For political smears, While Trump and his peers Keep claiming he’s framed and defamed.
Trump insists that he will not “partake” In the probe, for that treacherous snake Thinks it makes him sound tough, As he struggles to slough Off his fears. Yes, he knows what’s at stake.
Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
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