Archive for the ‘Politics Satire’ Category
Monday, December 12th, 2016
Trump’s interview on Chris Wallace’s Fox News Sunday is beyond belief, even for Trump. Hence this limerick:
Poor Donald! That fellow’s rejected
Deals worth billions, since Trump’s been elected.
Int’rest conflicts? No way!
He avoids them each day.
What a wall of deceit he’s erected!
Tags: Business Verse, Conflicts Of Interest, Donald Trump, GOP, Republican Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on I’m Weeping For Trump’s Sacrifices (Limerick)
Thursday, December 8th, 2016
‘Avoid boosting the minimum wage!’
‘New regs to help workers ain’t sage!’
Hardy views from Trump’s pick
For Labor, a dick
Named Puzder. Cue populist rage!
Tags: Andrew Puzder, Carl's Jr., Donald Trump, Hardee's, Labor, Labor Secretary, Minimum Wage, Worker Protections
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, Employment Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on When Will Trump Supporters Notice He’s Screwing Them? (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 7th, 2016
Scott Pruitt is Trump’s nominee
For EPA head, cuz you see
A climate denier
And “regs are bad” crier
Can wreck air and water with glee.
Tags: Air Humor, Climate Change, Donald Trump, Environment, Environment Humor, EPA Humor, Humor, Oklahoma, Scott Pruitt, Water
Posted in Climate Change, Donkeys & Elephants, Environment Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Who Needs to Breathe? (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 6th, 2016
It seems likely that Trump’s fact-free, market-skewing anti-Boeing tweet was spurred by yet another petty vendetta. (How dare Boeing’s CEO criticize Trump’s anti-China bluster!)
Donald tweets without int’rest or care
As to damage he’ll cause with each blare.
Petty grievance-borne views
Spark vendetta-spurred spews.
Spook markets? Start wars? C’est la guerre!
Tags: Boeing, Donald Trump, Pettiness, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Vendetta Politics
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on For Donald, Pettiness Trumps All (Limerick)
Monday, December 5th, 2016
Some progressives are savaging Gore
And giving the guy a what for.
What drum are they beating?
Al’s climate change meeting
With Donald is making them sore.
His attempting to give Trump a clue
And guide him on what he should do
Is wrong, so they say;
He should wish Trump away–
Not legitimize prez you-know-who.
To progressives who take this position,
There’s no reason to fault Al Gore’s mission;
Yes, the Donald is vile!
But it STILL is worth while
To attempt to improve Trump’s cognition.
Tags: Al Gore, Climate Change, Donald Trump, Liberals, Progressives
Posted in Climate Change, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Misplaced Progressive Outrage (3-Verse Limerick)
Monday, December 5th, 2016
Add Paul Ryan to the long list of Republicans who are just fine with a GOP president who constantly lies:
“‘I have no way of backing that up,’ Paul Ryan says about President-elect Trump’s tweet claiming millions of Americans voted illegally. ‘It doesn’t matter to me. He won the election.’”
Ryan shrugs at Trump’s lies and tall tales.
For instance, when Trump falsely wails
That sham votes by the mil
Were counted for Hill,
Says Ryan: Trump won. All else pales!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Paul Ryan, Voter Fraud, Voting Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What’s A Few Lies Among GOP Friends? (Limerick)
Sunday, December 4th, 2016
Though he promised with fervor and pomp
That as prez he’d be draining the swamp,
There’s no dredging in sight;
Just corruption and blight,
As Trump’s cronies and billionaires romp.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Drain The Swamp, Election Humor, Election2016, Swamp, TrumpSwamp
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Swamp (Limerick)
Saturday, December 3rd, 2016
Lately I’ve been seeing posts by “Bernie or Buster” Jill Stein supporters whining about the horror that is Donald Trump.
Seems to me they should have thought of that just a wee bit sooner.
Dear “Bernie or Busters” don’t whine
About Trump and the fact he’s a swine.
Your bitching should halt,
Cuz Trump’s win is YOUR FAULT!
Hope your “conscience” is happy with Stein.
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Green Party, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Jill Stein
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, November 28th, 2016
Donald’s conflicts of int’rest abound,
And his acts of self-dealing confound.
The “swamp” is Trump’s playground;
Get richer, crush prey-ground.
In Trump-sewage, democracy’s drowned.
Tags: Conflicts Of Interest, Democracy, Donald Trump, Drain The Swamp, Election 2016, Political Corruption, President Trump, Swamp
Posted in Campaign Humor, Corruption Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on How’s the “Swamp Draining” Going? (Limerick)
Monday, November 28th, 2016
Trump asserts that he really did win
The popular vote. That’s his spin.
It would seem Trump has blundered:
His claim ‘votes were plundered’
Makes recount objections sound thin.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, Voter Fraud
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Tries To Have It Both Ways (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016
We mustn’t succumb and adjust
To democracy’s turning to dust,
Or a prez we can’t trust
Known for greed, lies, and lust.
Demand justice with gusto, or bust!
Tags: Election 2016, President Trump, TrumpSwamp
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016
Pre-election, The Donald went wild
With tweets that were petty and riled.
Since he won, there’s no sign
Of a whine-rate decline.
Face the facts: We’ve elected a child.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Sniveling Donald
Saturday, November 19th, 2016
Trump supporters have made this demand:
“Respect Trump as the prez of our land.”
Yes give Donald his due:
That same “honor” he threw
At Barack — just deserts for Trump’s brand.
Tags: Barack Obama, President Trump, Respect, Trump, White House
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, November 12th, 2016
Can humor survive Trump’s election?
Wit doesn’t mix well with dejection.
But it weathered the pain
Of the Bush/Cheney reign,
So let’s hope for a short-lived defection.
Tags: Bush Administration, Cheney, Dick Cheney Satire, Election Humor, President Trump
Posted in Dick Cheney Satire, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Bush Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, November 10th, 2016
Prez Obama, the way they’ve behaved
Means the Senate has tacitly waived
Its advice/consent right
Re Judge Garland, so fight
And appoint him. That seat can be saved.
Sure the Senate will probably sue
And deem it some sort of a coup.
But it’s still wise to try,
Cuz the courts may just buy
Your contention. It’s worth the ado.
Tags: Election Humor, Judiciary Satire, Merrick Garland, Obama, Obama Verse, Senate Satire, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Senate
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Supreme Court, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, November 9th, 2016
An odious person has won,
So my hope for our nation’s undone.
I am stunned by the con
Accomplished by Don.
Has the advent of End Times begun?
The fact that a Trump can prevail
Tells a sad and dispiriting tale
Of a country that’s filled
With ill will, bound to build
Something vile … and to virtue derail.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, Presidential Election
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 13 Comments »
Friday, November 4th, 2016
“Cyberbullying’s bad,” said Trump’s spouse.
“Kids are mean with the click of a mouse.
As First Lady, I’ll fight
To battle this blight.”
Hey lady, first clean your own house.
Tags: Bullying, Campaign Satire, Cyberbullying, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Melania Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Technology Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
There’s a stark double standard from Comey.
(If you don’t think I’m MAD, you don’t know me.)
He proclaims each Hill crumb,
Yet on Trump he stays mum.
So my message to Comey is “Blow me!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Election 2016, Election Humor, Election Limerick, Email Humor, FBI, GOP Hypocrisy, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy, James Comey, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To FBI Director James Comey
Thursday, October 27th, 2016
Ever wonder what Trump does for a hobby? Apparently he bitches about microphones:
Donald Trump amplified his contentious history with microphones Thursday, blaming the technology for recording what he thought he was saying in private.
In an interview set to air Thursday, Trump faulted a hot mic for capturing him speaking cavalierly about forcibly kissing and groping women with impunity because he’s ‘a star.’
‘The microphones, I mean to be honest should, you know, should never have been on,’ he said, according to an excerpt of an interview scheduled to broadcast Thursday evening with the global Catholic network EWTN and published by The Washington Post.
Trump’s revealed who is really at fault
For his infamous brags of assault.
Donald’s mic is to blame
For his “pussy” boast fame.
Trump’s a media pro? Oy gevalt!
Tags: Billy Bush, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hot Mic, Media Humor, Sexual Assault
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Poor Trump: The Mics Are Rigged Against Him (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2016
Here’s some news that has cheered me a bit:
Donald’s branding has taken a hit.
The elite who can pay
His steep rates, now say “Nay!”
So Trump’s “luxury” name ain’t worth spit.
Tags: Branding Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Trump Brand
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Down-Market Donald (Limerick)
