Archive for the ‘Political Limericks’ Category
Friday, February 24th, 2012
Imagine giving a speech in a stadium meant to hold 65,000 people. Now imagine only 1,200 people showing up.
If you want to see what that looks like, check out this photo of Mitt Romney’s speech in Detroit’s Ford Stadium.
Mitt Romney is holding an event at Ford Stadium which has failed to attract enough people to come even close to filling it up (in fact, you could fit Romney’s 1,200 person crowd in the 65,000-seat stadium 54 times over).
Mitt Romney’s Taxing Crowd Numbers (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Just twelve-hundred folks in a place
Meant for sixty-five-thousand. Bare space!
That’s Mitt in Detroit:
Romney’s team ain’t adroit,
And poor Mitt has a very small base.
Tags: Advance Teams, Campaign Humor, Detroit, Election Satire, Ford Stadium, Michigan, Mitt Romney
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 5 Comments »
Friday, February 24th, 2012
Tags: Baptism Humor, Jewish Humor, Law Humor, LDS Humor, Mormon Conversion, Mormon Humor, Religion Humor, Religious Satire
Posted in Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire | No Comments »
Thursday, February 23rd, 2012
Tags: Baptism Humor, Gays, Homosexuality Satire, LDS Humor, Mormon Conversion, Mormon Humor, Religion Humor, Religious Satire
Posted in Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire | No Comments »
Thursday, February 23rd, 2012
Tags: Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Libertarian Humor, Mitt Romney, Political Bedfellows, Rand Paul, Ron Paul, Veepstakes
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Libertarians Satire, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Rand Paul, Republicans Humor, Ron Paul | No Comments »
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
Tags: Assassination Jokes, Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Fox News, Framing Humor, Frank Luntz, Political Bumper Stickers, Political Messaging, Pollsters, Rachel Maddow, Republican Operatives, Rick Santorum, Run Barack Run, Tasteless Jokes
Posted in Automobiles Satire, Barack Obama, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, Frank Luntz, GOP Humor, Political Jokes & One-Liners, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, RNC Humor, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012
Tags: Birth Control Limerick, Campaign Humor, Chastity Belts, Contraception Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Limerick, GOP Humor, Health Care, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum, Sexist Humor
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Contraception Humor, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012
Tags: Brokered Convention, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Florida, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Conventions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 4 Comments »
Monday, February 20th, 2012
Tags: Birth Control Limerick, Contraception Humor, Feminist Limerick, Health Care, Republicans Humor, Sexist Humor
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Constitution Humor, Contraception Humor, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Insurance Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 2 Comments »
Saturday, February 18th, 2012
Tags: Campaign Humor, Election Satire, February Holidays, Mitt Romney, Political Clerihews, Presidents Day, Rick Santorum
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Clerihews, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, February 16th, 2012
Tags: Andrea Mitchell, Bayer Aspirin, Billionaires, Birth Control Limerick, Campaign Humor, Contraception Humor, Election Humor, Feminist Limerick, Foster Friess, Health Care, MSNBC, Religion Humor, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum, Sexist Humor, Small Government, Super PACs
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Campaign Humor, Contraception Humor, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Insurance Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
Tags: Birth Control Limerick, Campaign Humor, Contraception Humor, Election Humor, Employers, Feminist Limerick, Health Care, Missouri, Mitt Romney, Religion Humor, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum, Roy Blunt, Sexist Humor, Small Government
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Campaign Humor, Congress Humor, Constitution Humor, Contraception Humor, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Insurance Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum, Roy Blunt Humor | 3 Comments »
Monday, February 13th, 2012
Tags: ABC News, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Limerick, George Stephanopoulos, Karen Santorum, Political Books, Republican Cowards, Rick Santorum, THIS WEEK
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Political Books, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
Tags: Advertising Humor, Auto Industry Bailout, Automobile Industry, Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Chrysler, Clint Eastwood, Detroit, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Halftime in America, Karl Rove, Marketing Humor, Patriotism Humor, Republicans Humor, Super Bowl Ad, Super Bowl Limerick
Posted in Automobiles Satire, Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Celebrity Verse, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hollywood Humor, Karl Rove, Patriotism Poems, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 5 Comments »
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
Tags: Campaign Humor, Colorado, Election Satire, Journalism, Media Humor, Minnesota, Missouri, Mitt Romney, Republican Primary, Rick Santorum
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012
Tags: Abortion Rights, Breast Cancer, Charity Satire, Family Planning, Health Humor, Karen Handel, Planned Parenthood, Republicans Humor, Resignation, Susan G Komen, Women's Health
Posted in Abortion Rights, Family Values Humor, Feminism Humor, Gender Politics, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Wingnuts | No Comments »
Monday, February 6th, 2012
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Endorsements Humor, Mitt Romney, Nevada
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Nevada Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 3 Comments »
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
Tags: Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Fiscal Humor, Mitt Romney, Moon Colony, Newt Gingrich, Poverty, Safety Net, Space Humor, Trampoline Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Space Exploration, Tax & Budget Humor | 3 Comments »
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
Tags: Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Federal Budget, Mitt Romney, Poverty, Safety Net, Tax Cuts
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | 2 Comments »
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Endorsements Humor, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012
Tags: Bill Clinton, Congress Humor, Dan Burton, Impeachment, Indiana, Vincent Foster
Posted in Bill Clinton, Congress Humor, Dan Burton, GOP Humor, House Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | 4 Comments »
