While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us, Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us. Flinging insults galore In each TruthSocial snore, That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
The verdict is guilty! Hooray! Trump Corp’s jury has spoken today: Guilt on each count of fraud And false records! I’m awed! Some Trump justice, at last, on display!
Many folks have a shocking capacity For deception and lies — sheer mendacity. They will lie to the max, Spurring violent attacks On those guilty of naught but veracity.
*****
When mendacity replaces veracity, sorry state indeed.
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug. Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug? He announced and was trounced In reviews, soon pronounced “Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Though Republicans don’t try to stem Wrongful deeds, when the cad’s one of THEM, They’ll condemn to the max The purest of acts, If that action is done by a Dem.
Since a Trump Special Counsel’s been named By Garland, the AG’s been blamed For political smears, While Trump and his peers Keep claiming he’s framed and defamed.
Trump insists that he will not “partake” In the probe, for that treacherous snake Thinks it makes him sound tough, As he struggles to slough Off his fears. Yes, he knows what’s at stake.
You think women have too many rights And that MORE guns will somehow stop fights. You’ll vote for a liar; A guy you’d not hire To baby or dog-sit. That bites!
When I ask myself, “How can it be
That no matter what Donald does, he
Somehow keeps a tight hold
On his fan base,” I’m told
That the answer’s a “huge BOOBOISIE.”
Donald Trump is so desp’rate to thwart
Prosecution, he’s apt to resort
To additional crimes,
Like extortion ofttimes;
Indict Trump! Get that felon to court!
Trump’s in great legal trouble. Hooray!
He needs aid on the double — today!
But attorneys with skill
Won’t bend to his will;
The response he keeps getting is NAY!
Dear Donald, it seems that your bluff
Has been called, and in you’re in quite the huff.
Garland’s move to unseal
That warrant? Big deal!
Seems you’ve shot yourself right in the duff.
Donald’s so-called “unjustified raid”
Was approved by a judge. Don’t be played!
T’s were crossed. I’s were dotted.
His crimes have been spotted.
Our nation by Trump’s been betrayed.
Trump’s besieged and (I’ve heard) on the hunt
For lawyers to take on the stunt
Of defending his ass.
Dear Esqs, you should pass…
Or at least get full payment up front.
Dear Donald, I see that once more,
You’re begging for dollars galore.
I’m amused that you claim
It’s for lawsuits. How lame!
Bills from lawyers are bills you ignore.
Some MTG Fun
Thursday, December 15th, 2022I can never resist mocking Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Tags: House Republicans, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Martial Law, Political Humor, Political Satire, Ralph Norman
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