Archive for the ‘Celebrity Humor’ Category

Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox!

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

I don’t know about you, but I’m not buying Jesse James’ (or Tiger Woods’) rehab ploy:

Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox! (Double Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A bike-loving fellow named James
Had affairs with some numerous dames.
Though wife Sandra’s a winner,
He’s trying to spin her:
Addiction’s the problem, he claims.

Now he’s paying a whole lot of loot
For therapy — Tiger Woods’ route.
But rehab won’t fix
Those wife-cheating pricks.
My advice — just give both guys the boot.

Birthday Limerick For Elton John

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Dear Jay

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Go, Conan!

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Simon, Say It Ain’t So!

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Larry King Not Marrying Carrie Prejean

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Those “Sorry” Celebrities

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

An Ode To The American Idol Finalists

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

My Close Encounter (I Think) With Paul Newman

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Media Life Cycle

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Some Dishy Verse

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Hoax Ticket Sales For Brooke Astor’s Funeral … and How I came To Be Quoted In A Gannett Article About The Hoax

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Ode To The Can-Do Comic, Fran Capo (Entertaining New Yorkers Series) Updated

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Night On The Town — Judy Carmichael, Stride Pianist

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

O’Donnell v. The Donald

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007