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Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling

The hot dog throwing incident almost made me feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Of course, if Tiger Woods sang Italian opera, it would have been fruit.

Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling
By Madeleine Begun kane

An inventive new golf misdemeanor
Is attack Tiger Woods with a wiener.
Yes, a hot dog was thrown
And a frank critique shown.
It could have been worse: Orangina?

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5 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling”

  1. kaykuala says:
    October 13, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Madeleine,
    Hopefully it’s just a passing fancy on the part of the thrower and an isolated case. Afterall Tiger had just cut in an endorsement with Rolex. He might derive more sympathies rather, with another throwing incident.

    Hank

  2. Pat Hatt says:
    October 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    haha too funny, guarunteed some other nut will follow suit.

  3. RJ Clarken says:
    October 14, 2011 at 10:27 am

    This is one of those incidents which really isn’t funny, but it is. However, your limerick is a riot!

  4. SandyCarlson (USA) says:
    October 14, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    Weiners, weiners everywhere
    So that nobody seems to care.
    Toss and toss dogs as you must
    Leave us all feeling disgust
    Weiner tossers, there are other ways to share.

  5. madkane says:
    October 17, 2011 at 1:34 am

    Fun verse, Sandy! And thanks everyone for your comments!