Posts Tagged ‘Planning Humor’

Sundry Haiku

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Words meant to welcome—
“Please make yourself at home.”
remind me I’m not.

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Oboist mutes gasp,
playing unviable phrase,
conquering Bizet.

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A Nantucket man
knew his much lim’ricked neighbor—
envied him his fame.

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Plan for the future,
but never let your planning
erase the present.

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An alluring scent,
indecently delicious,
renders gents senseless.

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(The first haiku was inspired by Sensational Haiku Wednesday’s home prompt. The second haiku was inspired by 3 Word Wednesday’s prompt to use the words gasp, mute, and viable. That second haiku alludes to a notoriously long and difficult oboe passage in Bizet’s Symphony in C.)

Accidental Haiku

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

It makes me fidget,
but I book myself to write
accidental verse.

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Accidental glance,
de-liberating romance—
just the dance of chance.

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Shocking incident:
things accidentally went
exactly as planned.

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Ms. Bristol Palin’s
book contract and dancing gig—
accident of birth.

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Booked reservation
at restaurant, but canceled—
had reservations.

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If you dare mention
certain odd affinities,
brace for fidgeting.

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