Those &^%$#$% Auditions!!!
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If a symphony job is your mission,
You’d better learn how to audition.
Those try-outs are trying.
Remember, no crying!
Can’t hack it? Become a physician. [tags]Classical Music, Music Satire, Orchestra Musicians, Symphony Orchestras, Symphonic Music, Instrumentalists, Auditions Humor[/tags]

