Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Monday, May 2nd, 2016
Headline of the Day:
Senate takes 2016 sabbatical
The chamber is in session for the fewest days in 60 years, straining Mitch McConnell’s claim that the chamber is ‘back to work.’
It’s a tough NON-accomplishment race,
But the GOP Senate’s on pace
To work less then it’s ever
Pulled off — this endeavor
Makes “back to work” false on its face.
Tags: GOP, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Humor, Senate Humor, Senate Satire
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Sunday, May 1st, 2016
As a running mate, I’d be ideal.
But I’ll never be yours, so get real!
Be advised, I insist:
Keep me off of your list.
Even Hillary has more appeal.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Friday, April 29th, 2016
I can’t help wondering whether Bernie’s bound to lose his halo:
There are Dems who think Hill fans are dumb.
Seems she’s “evil” and “venal,” to some.
Here’s my question: When Bern
Does back Hill, will they spurn
“Sainted Bern” and demote him to scum?
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
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Thursday, April 28th, 2016
Dear Ted, if you’re trying to woo
Hoosiers’ fans, here is what NOT to do:
Call that “hoop” thing a “ring.”
(Also Carly can’t sing.)
Lots of luck with your GOP coup.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Election Humor, Hoosiers, Indiana, Ted Cruz
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Thursday, April 28th, 2016
Can Carly help Teddy prevail?
His desp’rate Hail Mary will fail.
Though she’s brighter than Palin,
Ted’s ‘woman card’s’ ailin’.
(Are we SURE Carly isn’t a male?)
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Election Humor, Tedd Cruz
Posted in Campaign Humor, Carly Fiorina, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on Cruz & Carly — A Match Made In Political Hell (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 27th, 2016
The Donald’s next goal on the stump:
Overcome the “no gravitas” hump
And appear presidential,
Which means it’s essential
To prove that The Donald ain’t Trump.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Drumpf, Election Humor
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Monday, April 25th, 2016
Just imagine the horror if Cruz
Names Carly for VEEP. Pour the booze!
To see ’em’s to hate ’em
And long to berate ’em.
Even worse, each espouses foul views.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Election 2016, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Ted Cruz
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Sunday, April 24th, 2016
A headline like this pretty much demands a limerick:
“Trump asks Kasich to change spelling of his name.”
Here’s The Donald’s big grievance today:
To Kasich’s last name, he says, “Nay!”
It’s spelled wrong, goes his schtick —
Looks like “itch,” and not “ick,”
Which means Kasich should change it, okay?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Primary, John Kasich, Presidential Election
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Spells Out His Problem With Kasich (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 19th, 2016
Prez Trump will be great! You know why?
His reason’s a bit hard to buy:
He will bring a “great team!”
Yet his team it would seem
Can not keep his plane reg’stered to fly.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Humor, GOP Primary, Plane Registration, Trump
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Tuesday, April 19th, 2016
Dear Donald, you whine and seem thrown
By the delegate rules you’d disown.
Being prez is far worse;
More complex and perverse.
So moaning won’t cut it. You’re blown!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Delegate Selection Rules, Election Humor, GOP Humor, GOP Primary, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Sunday, April 17th, 2016
Trump again has been voicing a threat:
Change the rules till I like ’em or get
A convention that “rough.”
Doesn’t sound like a bluff:
Nominee not named “Trump” nets regret.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP, Republican Convention, Republican National Convention
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump To GOP: “Nice little convention you got here. I’d hate to see anything happen to it.” (Limerick)
Thursday, April 7th, 2016
Cruz was so thrilled by this headline, that he wrote Trump a limerick:
G.O.P. Donors, Eager to Defeat Donald Trump, Learn to Love Ted Cruz.
Dear Donald, I’m writing to say
You’ve a talent for making my day;
Cuz of you, the elite
Have embraced me — a feat
That’s far-fetched, without you in the fray.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Elite, Republican Donors, Republican Elite, Republican Primary, Ted Cruz
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Wednesday, April 6th, 2016
The word “loser’s” your favorite dig.
(Though for women, you’re fond of “fat pig.”)
So your spew upon losing
Wisconsin’s amusing:
A sore-loserish rant from a prig.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Presidential Election, Wisconsin, Wisconsin Primary
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Monday, April 4th, 2016
Headline of the Day: “Trump: Acting more presidential would be ‘boring as hell.'”
It’s boring to act presidential,
Says Trump, a complaint consequential.
Does that mean Donald’s plan
If elected (Oh man!)
Is to dodge obligations essential?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor
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Saturday, March 26th, 2016
There’s an anti-Trump movement that’s bold;
It urges us all to withhold
From each lover and mate
Who thinks Donald is great:
Sex, canoodling, and dates… till they fold.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, VoteTrumpGetDumped
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Friday, March 25th, 2016
I love this Ben Carson quote from his appearance on “The View:”
He also declined to refute charges from the hosts of the show that Trump is a liar, saying only, “tell me a politician who doesn’t tell lies?”
When he’s asked: Isn’t Donald a liar?
Ain’t it true that his pants are fire?
Carson’s tepid reply
Is: What pol doesn’t lie?
What inspiring praise from Trump’s choir!
Tags: Ben Carson, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Endorsement Humor, GOP Lies, Lies
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Friday, March 25th, 2016
Many hope for a brokered convention,
Yet fear it will stir up dissension
And rioting sprees
By Trump devotees…
A likelihood Trump likes to mention.
Tags: Brokered Convention, Campaign Satire, Contested Convention, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Political Riots, Political Violence, Republican National Convention, RNC Humor
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Thursday, March 24th, 2016
Seems I can’t avoid writing about Trump, even while I’m trying to celebrate National Cocktail Day.
I could use a stiff drink. Make it strong,
Cuz The Donald is doing us wrong.
The Trumpian brand
Has invaded our land.
And those hands! Kindly pass me the bong.
Tags: Cocktail Day, Donald Trump, Drinking Humor, March Holidays, Marijuana, Odd Holidays
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Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016
“Sarah Palin Developing Her Own Judge Judy-Style Reality Show”
Judge Palin? Please say it ain’t so.
Don’t panic. Supreme Court’s no go;
Not a judge in real life,
Simply legal case strife
On TV, a Judge-Judyish show.
Damn! I was so hoping she’d be The Donald’s running mate.
Tags: Judge Judy, Judges, Law Satire, Legal Humor, Reality TV, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Limerick, Television, TV
Posted in GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sarah Palin, Television (TV) Satire | 1 Comment »
Sunday, March 13th, 2016
My supporters are peaceful and sweet.
It’s those protesters causing the heat.
So my fans should feel free
To throw punches. Their fee
For a lawyer’s on me. It’s my treat!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Demonstration Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Protesters Limericks, Protestors Limerick, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
