Who Knew Trump Could Write Limericks?

My supporters are peaceful and sweet.
It’s those protesters causing the heat.
So my fans should feel free
To throw punches. Their fee
For a lawyer’s on me. It’s my treat!

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2 Responses to “Who Knew Trump Could Write Limericks?”

  1. Don Lee says:

    Ode/parody to Danny Boy for the Big Top Nomination 3/9/16 DCLEE

    Title: Uncle Sammy Boy

    Oh, Joy Oh Joy the candidates are brawling

    like donkeys and elephants across the country side

    the debates rage on with insults and name calling

    tis who, tis who will win or step aside

    then come ye back when summer’s in the meadow

    and in the fall washed clean as white as snow

    to lead us on in sunshine not in sorrow

    Oh Boy, Oh Boy the media’s had quite a show

    And when you come and all the people are sighing

    feeling lassoed and lead and lead they may well be

    to find your promises and rhetoric appalling

    Trumped up to look like reality TV

    Then I shall fear now that you tread in front of me

    if all my days will easier, safer be

    for you again will tell me not to worry

    the American dream is still Ally Ally in free

  2. madkane says:

    Fun song parody lyrics, Don!