Trump tried to dump Mueller and failed —
Yet another obstruction unveiled.
How much proof will it take
Till his allies foresake
Him, and Donald is finally jailed?
Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
A Prison Awaits Him (Limerick)
Saturday, January 27th, 2018No Sympathy For Melania! (Limerick)
Friday, January 26th, 2018I don’t care if Melania’s sad,
And so what if her marriage is bad!
She married for money
And status. That “honey”
Was aware she was wedding a cad.
Shutdown Deal — Schumer Cave? Or Strategery? (Limerick)
Monday, January 22nd, 2018A promise from Mitch makes me twitch.
Who would bet against glitches or hitch?
Yes a DACA vote pledge
Is worth caca; a hedge
Could turn Schumer from champ to Mitch-bitch.
A Tale of Dueling Headlines
Thursday, January 18th, 2018“Stormy Daniels Once Claimed She Spanked Donald Trump With a Forbes Magazine”
“Trump’s Net Worth Tanks On New Forbes List Of Richest Americans”
In other words, Trump has been both literally and figuratively spanked by Forbes.
Trump v. Kelly (Limerick)
Thursday, January 18th, 2018Trump is mad at John Kelly. Here’s why:
Re the Donald’s campaign, he let fly
Quite a wall-vow affront;
It’s surprisingly blunt.
“Uninformed,” though, sounds better than “lie.”
Trump Aced The Test? (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 17th, 2018Donald brags about doing “the best”
On the MoCA exam. You impressed?
This raises to mind
Just one question, I find:
Could a houseplant fare well on that test?
Our Racist-in-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, January 14th, 2018My beef: We’ve a Racist-in-Chief.
We’re his fiefdom; bald lies, his motif.
Trump’s supremacist brand
Showers grief on our land.
Need relief! May his reign here be brief!
Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Saturday, January 13th, 2018Dear Donald, your work ethic’s poor;
You’re a lazy-ass bum to your core.
But the harm’s so widespread
When you DO work, instead…
Kindly loaf and go golfing much more.
Trump’s Now and Future Limericks
Tuesday, January 9th, 2018You probably know that Trump’s chimed in on the “Oprah presidential run” conversation. But did you also know that Trump’s already composed two Oprah limericks — one for this year and one for 2020?
Fortunately for my readers, I managed to get hold of the only copy:
Trump’s 2018 Limerick:
Though Oprah’s unlikely to run,
I’ll beat her and have lots of fun.
I know her real well
And I think that she’s swell,
But she’ll surely be YUUUGELY outdone.
Trump’s 2020 Limerick:
Dopey Oprah is sorry she ran.
Being prez is a job for a man.
And besides, it’s not clear
She was even born here.
She’s a mopey old flash in the pan.
Ode To Donald “Genius” Trump
Sunday, January 7th, 2018Dear Donald, when people are smart,
And their genius is way off the chart,
They do NOT have to brag
And make ev’ryone gag,
Cuz their brains shine as bright as Descartes.
Trump Versifies (Limerick)
Saturday, January 6th, 2018How dare the Dems say I’m a bum,
And lazy and crazy and dumb!
I am really, like, smart,
Stable genius with heart.
No collusion! No puppet! They’re scum!
Donald “Little Rocket” Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018Donald’s “button’s” enormous, he brags,
As his linkage to sanity lags.
And the man whom he taunts
Is a madman who vaunts
His nuke power. Two loons, so hope flags.
Bannon v. Trump (Quatrain)
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018Bannon skewers Trump,
and Trump torches Bannon.
Both are bound for hell,
whose flames they are fannin’.
Trump’s “Deep State” Blues (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2018Dear Trump, from the Oval you rue
And berate “the Deep State” with ado.
But you’re outside no more;
You’re an insider whore!
L’état, my dear Donald, c’est vous.
Trump On The Attack
Tuesday, December 26th, 2017Trump’s attacking his OWN FBI.
And no one should have to ask why:
After decades of sinning,
Capped off by some winning,
His Reckoning Day appears nigh.
Greed Trumps All (Limerick)
Saturday, December 16th, 2017Headline: “Donald Trump And GOP Leaders Could Be Enriched By Last Minute Tax Break Inserted Into Final Bill”
Corker’s tax “reform” “yes”-vote’s a blow!
So why did he switch it from “no?”
Mega real estate owners
(Like Corker) got boners
From a tax break that’s worth mega dough.
The Great Tax “Reform” Con (Limerick)
Saturday, December 16th, 2017The tax “reform” process was stealthy,
And its impact’s acutely unhealthy.
The damage is clear;
We’ll lose ALL we hold dear,
As the rich become even more wealthy.
Demented Trump (Limerick)
Friday, December 1st, 2017While speaking, Trump zigzags alarmingly,
Though supporters might swear that it’s “charmingly.”
Is his brain missing sprockets?
’Tween topics he rockets:
Taxes, Kim, taxes, Kim — NOT disarmingly!
Here’s the Trump quote I’m referring to:
“Because these massive tax cuts will be rocket fuel … little rocket man, rocket fuel for the American economy. He is a sick puppy.”
