Headline: “Scott Pruitt blames ‘unrelenting attacks’ for his demise”
In a letter to Trump packed with whines,
The sleazy Scott Pruitt resigns;
Though corrupt to the max,
“Unrelenting attacks”
Took a “toll” — his self-pitying lines.
Archive for the ‘Politics Satire’ Category
Pruitt’s (Womp, Womp) Ouster (Limerick)
Thursday, July 5th, 2018To Trump, Misogyny’s Not A Bug, But A Feature (Limerick)
Thursday, July 5th, 2018Donald Trump took a shine to Bill Shine;
Ailes-ally, ex-Fox Newser swine.
Now he’s hired the guy
For a staff job way high,
Cuz to Donald misogyny’s fine.
White House Chump (Limerick)
Thursday, July 5th, 2018Weekly Standard Headline: “Trump The Chump”
A narcissist low-life named Trump
Ran for prez and then bragged on the stump:
“My deal-making’s great!”
Many learned way too late
That at deal-making, Donald’s a chump.
Open Limerick To Alex Jones
Wednesday, July 4th, 2018Dear Alex, I’m filled with dismay:
Where’s that war you foretold for today?
You said libs would rebel
On the 4th from this hell.
That’s the last time I trust what you say!
Precedent Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Sunday, July 1st, 2018Slate Headline: “Sen. Collins: Supreme Court Nominee ‘Who Would Overturn Roe Would Not Be Acceptable’”
Rubber stampers like Collins and co
Grab a mike and then put on a show:
“I’m a precedent fan,”
They claim to a man.
Then they vote for the guy who kills Roe.
A Discordant Note (Limerick)
Saturday, June 30th, 2018Some look at our system with awe,
But the man who keeps breaking the law
Gets to help load the court
With wingnuts who’ll thwart
Donald’s punishment. Rather a flaw!
Trump Incites Violence Against Journalists (Limerick)
Thursday, June 28th, 2018Donald constantly bashes the press,
Which adds to the media’s stress
And imperils their lives;
With his words Trump contrives
To inspire his base to aggress.
That Mitch Is Quite A Stitch! (Limerick)
Thursday, June 28th, 2018The Week: “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said Wednesday that the Senate will ‘vote to confirm’ the successor of outgoing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy ‘this fall,’ adding that ‘it’s imperative that the president’s nominee be treated fairly.'”
Mitch McConnell says Dems must be fair
When it’s time to fill Kennedy’s chair.
Forget fairness; send coal
To the Leader who stole
Our great Court. Tell that thief “This is guerre!”
Not Everyone Deserves Civility (Limerick)
Monday, June 25th, 2018I endeavor to practice civility
To the best of my practiced ability.
But Trump and his cronies–
All cold-hearted phonies–
Have earned NAUGHT but my heartfelt hostility.
Trump Staffers Have Forfeited Civility (Limerick)
Sunday, June 24th, 2018If you’re working for Trump, do not snivel
And bitch that we’re not being civil.
Tearing kids from their moms
Without planning or qualms
Proves your pro-fam’ly stance is just drivel.
Shedding No Tears For Trump Staffers (Limerick)
Sunday, June 24th, 2018A once sure-fire key to success
Was to work in the Oval; largesse
And prestige would soon flow.
Donald’s staff? Ho, ho, ho!
Toxic stress shall be yours — no redress!
Sarah Sanders Hungers For Sympathy (Limerick)
Saturday, June 23rd, 2018Headline: “Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thrown Out of Virginia Restaurant”
Poor Sarah is very upset:
A rest’rant, Red Hen, would not let
Sanders dine there because
She’s a Trumper. (Applause!)
No cake for her either, I’ll bet!
If Only Trump Could Write Limericks…
Saturday, June 16th, 2018Headline: “Trump grumbles that North Korea deal not earning wide praise”
My deals are the best! They’re top drawer!
I’ve saved millions from nuclear war.
So where is my credit?
Fake News of course shred it.
I’ll sue till they tell me, “J’adore!”
Child Abuse Backed By The Bible? (Limerick)
Friday, June 15th, 2018Headline: “Sessions cites Bible to defend immigration policies resulting in family separations”
Donald’s immigrant policy’s rough.
“Tent cities” for kids? Worse than tough!
Then there’s Sessions, who claims
Holy verse backs his aims.
When will God-fearing folks say “Enough!”?
Two-Way Scam? (Limerick)
Thursday, June 14th, 2018Is the Donald Kim’s dupe? Yes and no;
Trump must know he got naught. Even so,
He pretends to have won
And proceeds to have fun
Scamming fans via victory show.
Putin’s Investment Pays Off (Limerick)
Saturday, June 9th, 2018The G7 vibe has been blighted,
So Putin is surely delighted.
Trump gives Vlad his best-pal-eyes,
Maligning our allies;
Once united, we’re naught but benighted.
Open Limerick From Donald Trump
Monday, June 4th, 2018Collusion? You won’t find a trace!
And claims of obstruction? Off base!
My ethics? The highest!
But Mueller is biased.
So I’ll pardon myself, just in case.
The Worst Excuse Yet For Gun Violence (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 29th, 2018Headline: “GOP Lawmaker Blames Porn for School Shootings”
What’s to blame for school shootings? It’s “porn.”
So says Tennessee’s Black, with much scorn
For the Dems who’d curb guns.
Lame excuse? Rs have tons;
GOP — where insanity’s born.
