Posts Tagged ‘Trump Cabinet’

Trump’s Bush League Staffers (Limerick)

Monday, January 21st, 2019

Headline: “Christie Says Trump Hired ‘Riffraff’ for Key Posts”

No one wants to join Donald Trump’s staff,
Or work on the Donald’s behalf.
You’d have to be high
To deal with that guy,
So he’s down to the riff and the raff.

Losing Mattis Matters (Limerick)

Sunday, December 23rd, 2018

James Mattis held Donald at bay.
But alas, the man’s going away
Way before he had planned,
Because Trump felt unmanned
And said “Leave now!” (Trump-petulance-play.)

Pruitt’s (Womp, Womp) Ouster (Limerick)

Thursday, July 5th, 2018

Headline: “Scott Pruitt blames ‘unrelenting attacks’ for his demise”

In a letter to Trump packed with whines,
The sleazy Scott Pruitt resigns;
Though corrupt to the max,
“Unrelenting attacks”
Took a “toll” — his self-pitying lines.

Turnover In Trump-Land (Limerick)

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

This headline cries out for a limerick: “Trump Tires of His Cabinet”

I’m sick of my Cab’net, says Trump.
Dead weight’s got me stuck in a slump.
My key to success is
A team shouting yeses.
Dump ’em all! Watch my poll numbers jump!