Posts Tagged ‘Trump Staffers’

Trump’s Bush League Staffers (Limerick)

Monday, January 21st, 2019

Headline: “Christie Says Trump Hired ‘Riffraff’ for Key Posts”

No one wants to join Donald Trump’s staff,
Or work on the Donald’s behalf.
You’d have to be high
To deal with that guy,
So he’s down to the riff and the raff.

Trump Staffers Have Forfeited Civility (Limerick)

Sunday, June 24th, 2018

If you’re working for Trump, do not snivel
And bitch that we’re not being civil.
Tearing kids from their moms
Without planning or qualms
Proves your pro-fam’ly stance is just drivel.

Shedding No Tears For Trump Staffers (Limerick)

Sunday, June 24th, 2018

A once sure-fire key to success
Was to work in the Oval; largesse
And prestige would soon flow.
Donald’s staff? Ho, ho, ho!
Toxic stress shall be yours — no redress!

Trump Pens Another Limerick

Wednesday, March 7th, 2018

You’ve probably seen this Trump tweet:

The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only great Energy!

But I’ll bet you haven’t read his latest limerick:

All those stories of CHAOS are FAKE!
White House turn-over’s great! No mistake!
I’ve been seeking perfection
In staffer selection.
Claiming otherwise makes you a snake!

Trump’s “Due Process” Views (Limerick)

Saturday, February 10th, 2018

Trump’s bemoaning an ex-staffer’s plight:
The lack of due process ain’t right!
Rob denies he abused
Those three gals. The accused
Rates due process, if male and if white.