Archive for the ‘GOP Humor’ Category
Sunday, April 23rd, 2017
I agree: Holding a pep rally to compete with the White House Correspondents’ Dinner makes Trump look vain, insecure, and cowardly.
The Donald is holding a rally
To avoid being roasted. I’d tally
His compulsion to hide
From jokes that deride
As YUUUUGE … which may goose his finale.
Tags: Media Humor, Press Humor, Sense Of Humor, Trump, Trump Rally, White House Correspondents' Association, White House Correspondents' Dinner
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Inability To Take A Joke Is NO Joking Matter (Limerick)
Thursday, April 20th, 2017
Remember when Trump promised to deliver a cyber-security plan by today? Well, apparently nothing’s been done.
Dear Donald, how’s Barron? The lad
(You have bragged) has computer skills rad.
So I simply must ask
How’s his over-due task:
Fixing cyber-secur’ty for dad.
Tags: Barron Trump, Computer Hacking, Computer Humor, Cyber, Cyber Security, Hacking Humor, Technology, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Technology Humor, White House | Comments Off on Feeling More Cyber-Secure Yet? (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 19th, 2017
Donald’s slogans are fashioned for chumps:
“Buy and Hire American?” Grumps,
Rightly irked by his game,
Notice somehow the same
Rules are spurned by the firms built by Trumps.
Tags: GOP Hypocrisy, Patriotic Bromides, Patriotism Humor, Republican Hypocrisy, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Patriotism Poems, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 18th, 2017
Donald’s taxes? Don’t bother to press.
Who arrives at the White House? Just guess.
The transparency-hawk
Who knocked Dems will just balk,
While he blithely discloses much less.
Tags: Disclosure, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Secrecy, Tax Returns, Transparency, Trump, Visitor Logs, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Disclosure’s Just For Democrats? (Limerick)
Friday, April 14th, 2017
Donald’s trashed yet another tradition,
While expanding disclosure attrition.
He is hiding from view
White House logs of his queue
Of visitors. Stealth is his mission.
Tags: Disclosure, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Secrecy, Transparency, Visitor Logs, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Transparency’s Only For Democrats? (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2017
Donald’s suddenly mired in disputes
With pal Putin. I’ve spotted the roots
Of their low in relations
And dreadful vibrations:
Trump must “prove” that they’re NOT in cahoots.
Tags: Putin, Russia, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Putin? (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2017
Ryan’s power and clout are in doubt;
Reign adrift from its rout in the bout
Over health care reform,
The repeal/replace storm
Leaving Paul with a leverage drought.
Tags: ACA, AHCA, Obamacare, Obamacare Repeal, Paul Ryan, Repeal and Replace
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Paul Ryan’s Power Shortage (Limerick)
Saturday, April 8th, 2017
The Donald lays blame on Assad
For chemical warfare, but Vlad
Says Assad’s stash is barren;
Just rebels have sarin.
When two liars diverge, who’s the fraud?
Tags: Assad, Chemical Warfare, Putin, Sarin, Syria, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Which Liar Should We Believe? (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 5th, 2017
The Harasser-in-Chief’s made his call:
Bill was wrong to make payments at all
To the gals he harassed.
Seems Trump is aghast;
His Compadre-in-Lust took the fall.
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, Fox News, Media Humor, Sexual Harassment
Posted in Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What Bill O’Reilly Did Wrong, According To Trump (Limerick)
Monday, April 3rd, 2017
Bradd Jaffy (NBC News) on Twitter: “After no handshake with Merkel, President Trump brushes aside human rights concerns for not one but two handshakes with Egypt’s leader el-Sisi.”
Please recall when the Donald refused
To shake hands with Ms. Merkel. He oozed
Deep disdain. Then compare
Donald’s welcoming air;
Vile el-Sisi makes Trump all enthused.
Tags: Donald Trump, Egypt, El-Sisi, Germany, Merkel
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump and El-Sisi — Authoritarian Brotherhood? (Limerick)
Monday, April 3rd, 2017
Trump’s incensed, and I hate to sound dense,
But his grievance re Flynn makes no sense.
Donald hired a threat
To security; yet
The UNMASKING to Trump’s the offense.
Tags: Michael Flynn, National Security, Security, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Flynn Nonsense (Limerick)
Sunday, April 2nd, 2017
I feel outrage-fatigue setting in,
For I’m sick of contending with spin
And disposing of lies,
While the man I despise
Smirks and drowns us in swamp-filled chagrin.
Tags: Donald Trump, Outrage Fatigue, Political Lies, Spin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, April 1st, 2017
I’m avoiding the April Fools’ fuss
Cuz I’d rather just glower and cuss;
Dour Donald’s in power
And life has grown sour.
It seems that the joke is on US!
Tags: April Fools' Day, Holiday Satire, President Trump, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, March 30th, 2017
This tweet from Alex Burns (New York Times & CNN) inspired a limerick. How? It made me realize that Trump’s anti-Freedom Caucus rants may actually help its members:
“Please, sir, don’t massively elevate us as the scourge of the mainline Republican Party.” Does anyone hear the Freedom Caucus saying this?
While it’s true that Trump clearly outranks
The Republican wingnuts, he tanks
When he threatens the Caucus
Called “Freedom.” His raucous
Attacks might just make them say, “Thanks!”
Tags: Donald Trump, Freedom Caucus, House Republicans, President Trump, Wingnut Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Trump’s Empty Threats (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 29th, 2017
Headline of the Day: “Energy Department climate office bans use of phrase ‘climate change.’”
How does Donald hold danger at bay?
By deeming some terms not okay
To include in a writing,
Like “climate change” — fighting
Big problems the censorship way!
Tags: Carbon Emissions, Censorship Humor, Climate Change, Department Of Energy, Global Warming, Rick Perry, Trump
Posted in Censorship Satire, Climate Change, Donald Trump, Energy Humor, Global Warming, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Perry, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Novel Approach To Global Warming (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017
The Donald’s been tweeting up a storm over the probe of Trump’s Russia connections.
“Any claims about Russia and me
Are a hoax” — Donald’s latest tweet-spree.
“It’s Hill you should probe!”
Was he wearing a robe
When he threw up this Twitter debris?
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia, Russia Investigation, Social Media, Twitter
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Sessions Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Russian-Probe Freak-Out (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017
Trump claims that he never drinks alcohol. But proposing to spend one billion dollars on 62 miles of wall is surely proof he’s plastered:
This ludicrous price won’t draw smiles:
One billion for sixty-two miles
Of Trump’s Mexican wall?
Yes that’s dollars! Stand tall:
Not one dime for his worthless shit piles.
Tags: Border Wall, Budget Limerick, Donald Trump, Federal Budget, Mexican Wall, Mexico Humor, WALL
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Is Trump Plastered?
Sunday, March 26th, 2017
TrumpCare’s dead, and the Donald is grim,
So he’s thrashing and bashing at whim.
Who’s at fault — Dems or Paul?
Freedom Caucus? We all
Know he’ll NEVER admit that it’s HIM!
Tags: Health Care, Obamacare, Obamacare Repeal, Paul Ryan, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, March 24th, 2017
Our government once was divided,
A condition Republicans chided.
They would gripe and they’d grouse:
“Ruling Senate and House
Ain’t enough. Give us power three-sided.”
Then it happened — their guy beat our dame!
Now with White House control they’re aflame
To alter our laws
By inserting new flaws
Right away — helping rich folks, their aim.
They began with “repeal and replace,”
An action they vowed they would ace;
First they’d get full control,
Then they’d easily roll
All the Dems — this they promised their base.
But the bill that was key to their game
Has been pulled to the GOP’s shame.
Who’s at fault? No, not Trump,
Nor Paul Ryan. The Grump
Claims the powerless Dems are to blame.
Tags: AHCA, Divided Power, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Care, House Republicans, Obamacare, Paul Ryan, President Trump, Repeal & Replace
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
Friday, March 24th, 2017
John Boehner pretty much predicted today’s events in this article: “Now In Happy Retirement, John Boehner Admits Republicans Will Never Agree on Obamacare Repeal.”
I’m wond’ring if Boehner feels glee
At the TrumpCare affair, cuz no plea
Saved that bill from the brink.
Surely Boehner must think:
“Better Donald and Ryan than me!”
Tags: AHCA, John Boehner, Paul Ryan, RyanCare, Trump, TrumpCare
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, John Boehner, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Happy Retiree? (Limerick)
