April 15th, 2026
Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon…
Shall soon from my memory flee.
Tags: Aging Limerick, Memory Humor, Words Humor, Words Limerick
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Language Humor, Limericks, Memory Humor, Word of the Day, Wordplay | No Comments »
April 12th, 2026
“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
Tags: Food Humor, Food Limerick, Lamb Humor, Lamb Limerick, Lighting Humor, Menu Humor, Menu Limerick, Restaurant Humor, Restaurant Limerick, Restaurants, Vision Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Restaurant Reviews & Humor | No Comments »
April 10th, 2026
A “connected” curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned…
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.
Tags: Employment Humor, Employment Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Workplace Humor, Workplace Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Workplace & Career Humor | No Comments »
April 2nd, 2026
I should write, but I’ve nothing to say;
Inspiration is waning today.
My damn muse is a pill!
She won’t help me until
I’m done filing my taxes. Oy Vey!
Tags: Creativity Humor, Inspiration, IRS Humor, IRS Limerick, Muse Humor, Muse Limerick, Tax Filing Humor, Tax Humor, Tax Limerick, Writing Humor
Posted in Creativity Verse, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Tax & IRS Satire, Writing & Publishing Humor | No Comments »
March 26th, 2026
A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He’s boss now … and she’s on the sauce.
Tags: Job Humor, Job Limerick, Workplace Humor, Workplace Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Workplace & Career Humor | No Comments »
March 13th, 2026
Though it’s Friday the 13th today,
Please don’t buy its “unlucky” cliché:
It’s an unfounded notion
That rates no devotion…
Oh My God! A black cat’s in my way!
Tags: Cat Humor, Cat Limericks, Friday The 13th, Friday The Thirteenth, Superstition Humor, Superstition Limerick
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Behavior & Personality, Holiday Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Happy Friday The 13th! (Limerick)
March 5th, 2026
A quatrain, for a change of pace:
A jury duty notice
has alas come in my mail.
I’m on call to serve next Monday, so…
I predict snow, sleet and hail.
Tags: Courthouse Humor, Jury Duty, Jury Humor, Law Humor, Lawyer Humor
Posted in Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks | 1 Comment »
March 5th, 2026
(Note: James is fictitious!)
An obnoxious old drummer named James
Enjoyed lawsuits & filing false claims.
He would wear people down,
Till he sued the wrong “clown.”
He’s been drummed out of town; life in flames.
Tags: Law Humor, Law Limerick, Lawsuit Humor, Lawsuit Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor | Comments Off on Drumming Up Claims (Limerick)
March 1st, 2026
The old idiom “fresh as a daisy”
Always strikes me as odd, even crazy.
No one’s used it for me,
And I’m glad, cuz I’d see
Wilting plants, looking shriveled and lazy.
Tags: Compliments Humor, Compliments Limerick, Flowers Humor, Flowers Limerick, Idiom Limerick, Language Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Flowery Compliment? (Limerick)
February 28th, 2026
Penning lim’ricks each day’s an obsession.
If I don’t at least try, a depression
Will most probably hit.
So those rhymes must be writ
And have wit, unlike this, my confession.
Tags: Addiction Humor, Addiction Limerick, Behavior Humor, Limerick Writing Humor, Obsession Humor, Obsession Limerick
Posted in Addiction Humor, Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Obsessions Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Obsession
February 23rd, 2026
New York City’s been under attack:
We’ve been hit by a blizzardy whack
And are buried in snow;
Twenty inches, and so
Can’t dodge shov’ling with “Oy vey, my back!”
Tags: Blizzard Humor, Blizzard Limerick, New York Weather, NYC, NYC Blizzard, NYC Weather, Shoveling Humor, Shoveling Limerick, Snow Humor, Snow Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Limerick, Weather Poem, Winter Humor, Winter Limerick
Posted in Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 2 Comments »
February 18th, 2026
As always, Kirk felt overworked,
Well aware lazy co-workers lurked,
Poised with plans to persuade ‘im
To “just this once” aide ’em
With the mountainous caseload they shirked.
Tags: Work Humor, Work Limerick, Workplace & Career Humor, Workplace Humor, Workplace Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Workplace & Career Humor | Comments Off on Workplace Blues (Limerick)
February 15th, 2026
I’m not skilled at detecting “wine notes,”
Be they cedar, vanilla, or oats.
I will NEVER know whether
A wine tastes like leather…
But I DO know which wines get my votes.
Tags: Wine Humor, Wine Limerick, Wine Notes, Wine Snobs, Wine Tasting
Posted in Food & Drink Humor | Comments Off on My Unnoteworthy Skills (Limerick)
February 1st, 2026
A “shadowy” fellow named Mel
Seemed so “odd,” no one dared ring his bell.
All his neighbors suspected
Shy Mel was “connected” …
And predicted he’d soon dwell in hell.
Tags: Behavior Humor, Neighbors Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Neighbors Humor | Comments Off on The “Shadowy” Neighbor (Limerick)
January 30th, 2026
When a snow drift is up to my knee,
I’m not thrilled, yet remain beefing-free.
But I still must maintain
It’s okay to complain
If that snow drift is taller than me.
Tags: Snow Humor, Snow Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Limerick, Winter Humor, Winter Limerick
Posted in Limericks, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | Comments Off on Fed Up With Snow (Limerick)
January 25th, 2026
Heavy snow’s thrown me deep in a slump.
(Yes, I probably sound like a grump.)
Though I know that it’s lame
To attempt to cast blame,
By default I shall fault Donald Trump.
Tags: Mood Limerick, New York Weather, NYC, NYC Weather, Snow Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Poem, Winter Limerick
Posted in Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Political Satire, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | Comments Off on Only A NEAR-Blizzard??? (Limerick)
January 24th, 2026
Though I shouldn’t, I doomscroll each day,
Which is NOT a great way to feel gay.
So I’m frequently gloomy.
My fault? Yes, so sue me!
I’ll stop when those fiends go away.
Tags: Depression Humor, Doomscrolling, Lawsuit Humor, Lawsuit Limerick, Lawyer Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Mood Humor, News Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Media Humor, News Humor, Political Satire, Social Media Humor | Comments Off on Doomscrolling Limerick
January 23rd, 2026
Weather forecasts have made me dejected,
For a mountain of snow is expected
In New York, where I live.
So I hope you’ll forgive
Me for wanting that storm redirected.
Tags: New York Weather, NYC, NYC Weather, Snow Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Poem, Winter Limerick
Posted in Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | Comments Off on Snow Mountain Fantasy (Limerick)
January 12th, 2026
When you write, punctuation is key.
It can clarify meaning, you see.
Use each comma with care.
Excess bangs? Don’t you dare!!!!
If you’re slapdash your mark shall be D!
Tags: Bangs, Education, Grammar Humor, Grammar Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Language Satire, Punctuation Humor, Punctuation Limerick
Posted in Education & School Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Writing & Publishing Humor | Comments Off on Mark Warnings (Limerick)
December 27th, 2025
“I’m so thrilled, that I’m floating on air,”
Said an actress whose roles had been rare.
“I have gotten a part
In a play that’s ‘true art.’
Just one downside: I’m playing a bear.”
Tags: Actor Humor, Actress Humor, Actresses, Art Humor, Bears Humor, Bears Limerick, Optimism Humor
Posted in Actors & Actresses, Animal & Pet Humor, Limericks | 1 Comment »
