The Happy Actress (Limerick)

“I’m so thrilled, that I’m floating on air,”
Said an actress whose roles had been rare.
“I have gotten a part
In a play that’s ‘true art.’
Just one downside: I’m playing a bear.”

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One Response to “The Happy Actress (Limerick)”

  1. The PortlyBard says:

    Unbearable

    A young starlet agreed it’s unfair
    It’s a kick in my cute derriere
    Even walk-ons I find
    are all shot from behind
    in rare bits that I too will do bare.