Posts Tagged ‘Election Humor’

Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

In case you were wondering, Rick Santorum still thinks states have the right to outlaw contraception. Why? Because it’s “a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”

Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Contraception’s immoral, says Rick,
Cuz it licenses sex with a chick
To whom you ain’t wed.
So ban it instead!
Vote Santorum: Stop sex that is sick.

Limerick Ode To Barney Frank

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

A Cautionary Election Year Limerick

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Limerick Ode To Ben Nelson

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Math-Challenged Perry

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Mitt Critiques Newt (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Newt’s Pledge (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Mitt’s Losing Bet (Limerick)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Gunning for Gingrich (Limerick)

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Limerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Huntsman Changes His Climate Change Tune (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

“Newtering” Mitt (Limerick)

Monday, December 5th, 2011

Herman Cain’s Gone, But The Mockery Carries On (Limerick)

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Newt “The Thinker” Gingrich

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Cain’s Grandstanding Demands (Limerick)

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Limerick Ode To Gaffe-Prone Perry

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

We Don’t Want Newt-Education (Limerick)

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Quotable Cain “Limerick”

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Herman “Straight Talker” Cain

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Yet Another Rick Perry Limerick

Friday, October 28th, 2011