January 30th, 2018
One of today’s many annoying headlines: “McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump”
No need to shield Mueller, says Mitch.
No chance he’ll be tossed in a ditch.
Undermine him? You jest!
No one has such a quest!
And if something goes wrong? Life’s a bitch!
Tags: Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Robert Mueller
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mitch v. Mueller (Limerick)
January 30th, 2018
Does it matter what Donald Trump says
When he gives his first SOTU as prez?
Why bother to glean
What his latest words mean?
There’s more substance and truth in a Pez.
Tags: Donald Trump, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
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January 27th, 2018
The Donald won’t go for a stay
In the nation that’s governed by May,
Cuz she can’t guaranty
He’ll be Trump-protest-free.
How I envy Ms. May’s great UK!
Tags: Great Britain, Protest Humor, Theresa May, UK Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Great Britain Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
January 27th, 2018
Trump tried to dump Mueller and failed —
Yet another obstruction unveiled.
How much proof will it take
Till his allies foresake
Him, and Donald is finally jailed?
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Prisons, Robert Mueller
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January 26th, 2018
I don’t care if Melania’s sad,
And so what if her marriage is bad!
She married for money
And status. That “honey”
Was aware she was wedding a cad.
Tags: Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Stormy Daniels
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January 22nd, 2018
A promise from Mitch makes me twitch.
Who would bet against glitches or hitch?
Yes a DACA vote pledge
Is worth caca; a hedge
Could turn Schumer from champ to Mitch-bitch.
Tags: Chuck Schumer, DACA, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Immigration Humor, Immigration Reform, Mitch McConnell
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Shutdown Deal — Schumer Cave? Or Strategery? (Limerick)
January 18th, 2018
Tags: David Dennison, Donald Trump, Forbes, Hush Money, Language Humor, Mother Jones, NDA Humor, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stephanie Clifford, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
January 18th, 2018
Trump is mad at John Kelly. Here’s why:
Re the Donald’s campaign, he let fly
Quite a wall-vow affront;
It’s surprisingly blunt.
“Uninformed,” though, sounds better than “lie.”
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, John Kelly, Mexican Wall, Mexico Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Kelly (Limerick)
January 17th, 2018
Donald brags about doing “the best”
On the MoCA exam. You impressed?
This raises to mind
Just one question, I find:
Could a houseplant fare well on that test?
Tags: Donald Trump, MoCA, Montreal Cognitive Assessment, Trump's Brain, Trump's Sanity
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January 14th, 2018
My beef: We’ve a Racist-in-Chief.
We’re his fiefdom; bald lies, his motif.
Trump’s supremacist brand
Showers grief on our land.
Need relief! May his reign here be brief!
Tags: Donald Trump, Racial Bias, Racism, Racism Humor, Racist-in-Chief, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Racist-in-Chief (Limerick)
January 13th, 2018
Dear Donald, your work ethic’s poor;
You’re a lazy-ass bum to your core.
But the harm’s so widespread
When you DO work, instead…
Kindly loaf and go golfing much more.
Tags: Donald Trump, Golf Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
January 9th, 2018
Steve Bannon from Breitbart’s been banned;
By the no-mercy Mercers, unmanned.
What’s next for that slob —
Donald’s ex-fav’rite blob?
Does the KKK’s Duke need a hand?
Tags: Breitbart, David Duke, Media Humor, Mercers, Rebekah Mercer, Robert Mercer, Steve Bannon
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on What’s Next For Steve Bannon? A Modest Proposal
January 9th, 2018
You probably know that Trump’s chimed in on the “Oprah presidential run” conversation. But did you also know that Trump’s already composed two Oprah limericks — one for this year and one for 2020?
Fortunately for my readers, I managed to get hold of the only copy:
Trump’s 2018 Limerick:
Though Oprah’s unlikely to run,
I’ll beat her and have lots of fun.
I know her real well
And I think that she’s swell,
But she’ll surely be YUUUGELY outdone.
Trump’s 2020 Limerick:
Dopey Oprah is sorry she ran.
Being prez is a job for a man.
And besides, it’s not clear
She was even born here.
She’s a mopey old flash in the pan.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Oprah Winfrey
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Now and Future Limericks
January 7th, 2018
Dear Donald, when people are smart,
And their genius is way off the chart,
They do NOT have to brag
And make ev’ryone gag,
Cuz their brains shine as bright as Descartes.
Tags: Descartes, Stable Genius, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Ode To Donald “Genius” Trump
January 6th, 2018
How dare the Dems say I’m a bum,
And lazy and crazy and dumb!
I am really, like, smart,
Stable genius with heart.
No collusion! No puppet! They’re scum!
Tags: Stable Genius, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Versifies (Limerick)
January 3rd, 2018
Donald’s “button’s” enormous, he brags,
As his linkage to sanity lags.
And the man whom he taunts
Is a madman who vaunts
His nuke power. Two loons, so hope flags.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Nuclear Limerick, Nuclear Weapons
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Donald “Little Rocket” Trump (Limerick)
January 3rd, 2018
Bannon skewers Trump,
and Trump torches Bannon.
Both are bound for hell,
whose flames they are fannin’.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fire and Fury: Inside Trump's White House, Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
January 2nd, 2018
Dear Trump, from the Oval you rue
And berate “the Deep State” with ado.
But you’re outside no more;
You’re an insider whore!
L’état, my dear Donald, c’est vous.
Tags: Deep State, Donald Trump, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
December 26th, 2017
Trump’s attacking his OWN FBI.
And no one should have to ask why:
After decades of sinning,
Capped off by some winning,
His Reckoning Day appears nigh.
Tags: FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump On The Attack
December 16th, 2017
Headline: “Donald Trump And GOP Leaders Could Be Enriched By Last Minute Tax Break Inserted Into Final Bill”
Corker’s tax “reform” “yes”-vote’s a blow!
So why did he switch it from “no?”
Mega real estate owners
(Like Corker) got boners
From a tax break that’s worth mega dough.
Tags: Bob Corker, Donald Trump, Fiscal Humor, GOP Humor, Income Tax, Paul Ryan, Republican Callousness, Tax Cuts, Tax Reform
Posted in Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Real Estate Humor, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Greed Trumps All (Limerick)
