Headline: “I think the European Union is a foe,” Trump says ahead of Putin meeting in Helsinki”
The European Union’s a “foe,”
Says the Donald, a man who should know
About foes; he creates them,
Berates them, and baits them.
Making enemies? Donald’s a pro!
Trump’s trip has, so far, been a mess.
Yet he brags it’s a major success.
Breaching friendships galore,
Trump the tiddlywink whore
Placates Putin, a master of chess.
The Donald won’t go for a stay
In the nation that’s governed by May,
Cuz she can’t guaranty
He’ll be Trump-protest-free.
How I envy Ms. May’s great UK!
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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