May 10th, 2018
Matthew Miller: “Two days later, I still can’t get over how stupid Michael Cohen was using the same LLC he set up for porn star hush money to run his new consulting business.”
Michael Cohen –incompetent sleaze–
Doesn’t know how to use LLCs;
Merging hush money flow
With consulting firm dough?
It’s no wonder Feds caught him with ease!
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Daniels, Stormy Daniels
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May 10th, 2018
Headline: “Giuliani Forced to Resign from His Law Firm”
Rudy’s law firm pays hush money too?
So said Rudy, a statement he’ll rue,
Cuz his law firm has dumped him;
They’re angry he lumped ’em
With Coh’n in a Trump-defense spew.
Tags: Donald Trump, Greenberg Traurig, Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani
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May 7th, 2018
Headline: “Hatch says it’s ‘ridiculous’ for McCain to block Trump from funeral”
Dear Senator Hatch, if McCain
Wants his funeral Trump-free, refrain
From poking your nose
In what the man chose.
It is hardly your place to complain.
Tags: John McCain, Orrin Hatch, Political Funeral, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, John McCain, Orrin Hatch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Orrin Hatch
May 6th, 2018
Dear Trump, Rudy’s “help” you don’t need.
I don’t know why you ever agreed
To let the guy rep you.
At best he will schelp you
To prison with mind-blowing speed.
Tags: Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Legal Humor, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
May 5th, 2018
Just imagine the sturm and the drama,
If a Dem such as Ex-Prez Obama
Retained someone to fix
All his problems with chicks.
How the GOP’d feast on such trauma!
But with Donald, who cares? No big deal!
From supporters there’s hardly a squeal.
Sleaze and lies do not matter;
No Trump-crime can shatter
Their faith, for the Donald’s THEIR heel.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To GOP Hypocrisy
May 5th, 2018
It’s a shame that the Donald’s so needy;
Craving praise, he is compliment-greedy.
Staff and Secys must Suck-up.
They don’t? It’s a Fuck-up.
Kiss his ass, or depart? Yes, indeedy!
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump
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May 3rd, 2018
Jennifer Rubin: “I honestly see no reason for the daily press conference. If she lies it is pointless.”
Dear journos, explain: Why attend
Sanders’ pressers? She lies without end.
There is naught to be gained
From “info” that’s feigned.
Do your homework, make calls, phone a friend.
Tags: Donald Trump, Jennifer Rubin, Media Humor, Press Humor, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House Press
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May 3rd, 2018
Updated Version After Michel Cohen Is Sentenced (December 2018)
Cohen once was a Donald Trump bagman,
A whitewash-each-Donald-Trump-shag-man,
Who’d shield him from blame
And protect his “good name.”
That assignment’s encountered a snag, man.
*************
Michael Cohen is mainly a bagman,
A whitewash-each-Donald-Trump-shag-man,
To shield Donald from blame
And protect his “good name.”
That assignment’s encountered a snag, man.
Tags: Bagman, Donald Trump, Hush Agreement, Hush Money, Michael Cohen, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Michael Cohen
May 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Judge rules New York condo board may remove ‘Trump’ name”
Trump’s name on your building? Egad!
Once a status sign; now it’s just bad.
Folks who’ve sued for removal
Have gotten approval.
His brand’s an embarrassment. Sad!
Tags: Donald Trump, New York Condo, New Yorkers, President Trump, Trump Brand, Trump Brands, Trump Place
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May 1st, 2018
My advice for the Donald: “Forego
Mueller’s questions. Don’t go toe-to-toe.
Cuz deceit is on tap
When your sneering lips flap.
You will lie while you’re saying hello.”
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Lies, Lies, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Special Counsel
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
April 30th, 2018
Donald Trump rarely speaks out with candor.
How that man loves to libel and slander!
Watch him grimace and glow’r
While abusing his pow’r.
I preferred when he’d mainly philander.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump
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April 30th, 2018
USA Today headline: “NRA draws fire from backers, foes for gun ban at event with Vice President Pence”
“Lots of guns make you safer in schools.”
That’s the NRA’s stance — greedy tools!
So they’d arm ev’ry teach,
But when Pence gives a speech
At their meeting — NO GUNS!!! — them’s the rules.
Tags: Gun Bans, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Lobby, Mike Pence, NRA, School Safety
Posted in Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Gun Ban Hypocrisy (Limerick)
April 29th, 2018
Trump via PBS NewsHour: “What happened with the Paralympics was so incredible and so inspiring to me. And I watched — it’s a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could.”
Paralympics, says Trump: “tough to watch” —
An embarrassing compliment-botch.
This is Trump being “nice.”
My unwanted advice:
Any further such ref’rences? Scotch!
Tags: Disabled, Donald Trump, Paralympics
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sports Verse, White House | Comments Off on Trump And The Disabled (Limerick)
April 19th, 2018
Headline: “Trump allies worry Cohen will flip.”
Trump cronies are starting to fear
A Mike Cohen betrayal is near;
That when faced with the threat
Of prison, he’ll sweat
And blab secrets that Donald holds dear.
Tags: Crime, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, Prisons, Trump Lawyers
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April 18th, 2018
Headline: “Trump’s Puerto Rico Golf Venture: Not Such A Great Deal.”
Puerto Rico again has no light,
And support for the island’s been slight.
Trump’s neglect seems suspicious,
Vindictive and vicious.
Donald failed there in golf. I smell spite.
Tags: FEMA, Golf Humor, Hurricanes, Power Grid, Puerto Rico, Trump Businesses
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April 16th, 2018
If you watch tonight’s Comey interview (ABC, 10 PM Eastern) feel free to comment here:
I’m guessing that Trump won’t delight
In the interview airing tonight.
What will Comey disgorge
To ABC’s George?
I presume it won’t help Donald’s plight.
Tags: A Higher Loyalty, ABC News, Comey's Book Tour, Donald Trump, George Stephanopoulos, James Comey, Media Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Books, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
April 4th, 2018
Headline: “Sinclair producer in Nebraska resigns to protest ‘obvious bias'”
The Trump-loving owner Sinclair
Mandates talking points over the air;
Outlets MUST yell “Fake News”
To dupe and confuse.
The target’s all media that’s fair.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mainstream Media, Media Bias, Media Humor, Sinclair
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April 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Mitch McConnell: Trump’s Tariffs Are a ‘Slippery Slope’”
Donald’s tariffs? A “slippery slope,”
Says McConnell. But follow-through? Nope!
Though his warnings are dour,
He won’t use his power
To curb him; that coward can’t cope.
Tags: China, Mitch McConnell, Tariffs, Trade Limerick, Trade Wars
Posted in China Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
April 2nd, 2018
“The market keeps dropping!” we sob.
And there’s no reassurance from Schwab.
We feel robbed and depressed
And impossibly stressed.
Here’s my message to Donald: Great job!
Tags: Business Verse, Donald Trump, Dow Jones Humor, Financial Verse, Fiscal Humor, Investment Humor, Stock Market, Stocks, Trade Wars, Wall Street, Wall Street Woes
Posted in Business Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
April 2nd, 2018
Headline: “Post: As Inner Circle Shrinks, Trump Decisions Even More Driven By Whim”
The Donald seems driven by whim.
It’s a source of his truculent vim.
When it’s time to decide,
Expertise bona fide
Is ignored. Informed choice? Chances dim!
Tags: Decision-Making, Donald Trump, President Trump
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