June 25th, 2018
I endeavor to practice civility
To the best of my practiced ability.
But Trump and his cronies–
All cold-hearted phonies–
Have earned NAUGHT but my heartfelt hostility.
Tags: Civility Humor, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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June 25th, 2018
Headline: “Melania Trump promotes ‘kindness, compassion, and positivity’ at youth conference”
Dear Melania: You must be kidding:
Preaching kindness to kids? That ain’t fitting.
But you might tell your spouse
To stop being a louse.
I suspect, though, he won’t do your bidding.
Tags: Bullying, Cyberbullying, Hypocrisy, Melania Trump
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June 24th, 2018
If you’re working for Trump, do not snivel
And bitch that we’re not being civil.
Tearing kids from their moms
Without planning or qualms
Proves your pro-fam’ly stance is just drivel.
Tags: Civility Humor, Donald Trump, Pro-Family, Trump Staffers
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June 24th, 2018
A once sure-fire key to success
Was to work in the Oval; largesse
And prestige would soon flow.
Donald’s staff? Ho, ho, ho!
Toxic stress shall be yours — no redress!
Tags: Donald Trump, Oval Office, Trump Staffers, White House Staff
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June 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thrown Out of Virginia Restaurant”
Poor Sarah is very upset:
A rest’rant, Red Hen, would not let
Sanders dine there because
She’s a Trumper. (Applause!)
No cake for her either, I’ll bet!
Tags: Donald Trump, Red Hen Restaurant, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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June 16th, 2018
Headline: “Trump grumbles that North Korea deal not earning wide praise”
My deals are the best! They’re top drawer!
I’ve saved millions from nuclear war.
So where is my credit?
Fake News of course shred it.
I’ll sue till they tell me, “J’adore!”
Tags: Deals, Donald Trump, Fake News, Kim Jong Un, Mainstream Media, Media Bashing, North Korea, Nuclear War
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, North Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on If Only Trump Could Write Limericks…
June 15th, 2018
Headline: “Sessions cites Bible to defend immigration policies resulting in family separations”
Donald’s immigrant policy’s rough.
“Tent cities” for kids? Worse than tough!
Then there’s Sessions, who claims
Holy verse backs his aims.
When will God-fearing folks say “Enough!”?
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Tent Cities
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Child Abuse Backed By The Bible? (Limerick)
June 14th, 2018
Is the Donald Kim’s dupe? Yes and no;
Trump must know he got naught. Even so,
He pretends to have won
And proceeds to have fun
Scamming fans via victory show.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, North Korea
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Two-Way Scam? (Limerick)
June 9th, 2018
The G7 vibe has been blighted,
So Putin is surely delighted.
Trump gives Vlad his best-pal-eyes,
Maligning our allies;
Once united, we’re naught but benighted.
Tags: G7, President Trump, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Investment Pays Off (Limerick)
June 4th, 2018
Collusion? You won’t find a trace!
And claims of obstruction? Off base!
My ethics? The highest!
But Mueller is biased.
So I’ll pardon myself, just in case.
Tags: Donald Trump, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Trump Collusion
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May 29th, 2018
Headline: “GOP Lawmaker Blames Porn for School Shootings”
What’s to blame for school shootings? It’s “porn.”
So says Tennessee’s Black, with much scorn
For the Dems who’d curb guns.
Lame excuse? Rs have tons;
GOP — where insanity’s born.
Tags: Congressional Republicans, Diane Black, GOP Humor, GOP Idiocy, Gun Violence, NRA, Pornography, RNC Humor, School Safety, School Shootings, School Violence, Tennessee
Posted in GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor | Comments Off on The Worst Excuse Yet For Gun Violence (Limerick)
May 29th, 2018
Roseanne’s tweets are a vile, putrid sump,
So her network has opted to dump
The reboot. She’s expelled
And ironically held
To a much higher standard than Trump.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Roseanne Barr, Social Media, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Roseanne Reboot Booted (Limerick)
May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Petulant President (Limerick)
May 24th, 2018
The summit with Kim is a fail
Cuz The Donald’s decided to bail.
Yes the meeting’s been tossed,
But not all has been lost;
The Commem’rative Coin’s still for sale.
Tags: Commemorative Coin, Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Rudy: Trump Might Commit Perjury Because ‘Truth Is Relative’”
If anyone calls you a liar
And asserts that your pants are on fire,
Quote Rudy and say:
“Truth us relative.” Hey,
That’s the Donald’s defense. Take a flyer!
Tags: Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Truth Humor, Truthiness
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Rudy’s Creative Lawyering (Limerick)
May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Trump can’t block users on Twitter, federal judge rules”
Poor Trump! How he hates to be mocked
By mean tweets! So he angrily blocked
The accounts of those writers,
Who sued cuz they’re fighters,
And won. Snowflake Donald is focked.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment, Free Speech, Public Forum, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, Free Speech, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 2 Comments »
May 20th, 2018
Headline: “Texas shooting renews debate about American school design”
The gun-loving NRA faction
Creatively thwarts gun-law action.
Students down on all fours
Dodging death? It blames doors:
Prevent murder by entrance contraction.
Tags: Gun Bans, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Lobby, NRA, School Safety
Posted in Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Guns Don’t Kill People; Doors Kill People (Limerick)
May 18th, 2018
Headline: “New Trump Administration Rule Will Force Doctors to Stop Saying “Abortion””
Planned Parenthood hit once again
Via “gag rule?” Seems Trump has a yen
To use power and wealth
To impair women’s health.
Gals could die from the stroke of his pen.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Birth Control, Family Planning, Gag Rule, Planned Parenthood, Trump, Women's Health
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Women’s Health News To Make You Gag (Limerick)
May 17th, 2018
Headline: “Trump’s Nobel Prize talk may have been a bit hasty, North Korea makes clear”
Has Trump been outsmarted by Kim?
Or out-crazied? Out-acted-on-whim?
Donald NEEDS that Nobel.
He’s in hell! What’s that smell?
Desperation, as deal odds grow dim.
Tags: Kim Jong Un, Nobel Peace Prize, North Korea, President Trump
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May 15th, 2018
Trump Tweet: “The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!”
Though he frequently rails about leaks,
When he ran Trump aired NO such critiques;
Once a WikiLeaks fan,
Now an anti-leak man.
He’s the target? Trump bellows and shrieks.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, White House Leaks, WikiLeaks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Trumped By Leaks (Limerick)
