Rudy’s Creative Lawyering (Limerick)

Headline: “Rudy: Trump Might Commit Perjury Because ‘Truth Is Relative’”

If anyone calls you a liar
And asserts that your pants are on fire,
Quote Rudy and say:
“Truth us relative.” Hey,
That’s the Donald’s defense. Take a flyer!

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