Archive for the ‘Politics Satire’ Category
Thursday, December 13th, 2018
Trump had the audacity to threaten the Democrats: He “warned he would not work with Democrats if they continue to support the special counsel investigation and are ‘going to do presidential harassment.’”
Donald’s warnings to Dems are confusing;
Also foolish, bizarre, and amusing:
“Presidential harassment”
Must stop! If the Ass meant
To scare us, he must have been boozing.
Tags: Chuck Schumer, Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nanny State, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Poor Donnie Feels Harassed (Limerick)
Thursday, December 13th, 2018
Pelosi’s a powerful lass;
I loved how she kicked Donald’s ass.
Then she stomped the insurgents
And conquered deter-gents.
That woman has skills, smarts, and brass.
Tags: Democrats Humor, Donald Trump, House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, Speaker Of The House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Nancy Pelosi
Thursday, December 13th, 2018
Headline: “Melania Trump’s poll numbers plummet”
Melania’s permanent frown
May worsen; her ratings are down.
But she STILL is liked more
Than the man we abhor…
Who pretends his bare head bears a crown.
Tags: Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Polls Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Melania’s Poll Numbers Drop (Whomp, Whomp!) Limerick
Wednesday, December 12th, 2018
Some claim Donald was goaded by Chuck
Into owning the shutdown. Good luck
With excuses as lame
As THAT. Who’s to blame
For this misstep? It’s President Schmuck.
Tags: Border Wall, Chuck Schumer, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in 44 Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Pelosi Verse, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our Goading Victim In Chief
Wednesday, December 12th, 2018
Headline: “Trump: ‘I’m proud to shut down the government’ over border wall”
Over border wall funding, Trump’s “proud
To shut down the government.” Loud
And clear was his statement,
Precluding debatement.
Piggish Donald shall reap what he’s sow’d.
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexico
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Shutdown (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 11th, 2018
Headline: “President Trump claims he’s ‘not concerned’ about impeachment, calls his campaign’s Russia ties ‘peanut stuff’”
While speaking with Reuters, Trump strains
To minimize all his campaign’s
Russia contacts, declaring
It’s “peanut stuff,” baring
His hubris and shortage of brains.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Peanut Stuff, Russia, Russia Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Peanut-Brained Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 11th, 2018
No one wants to be Trump’s Chief Of Staff.
A career booster? Don’t make me laugh!
You’d have to be high
To work for that guy.
So he’s down to the riff and the raff.
***********
With Apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber:
Don’t cry for Trump; he’s a felon.
The fact is, he’s never truthful.
All through his wild days, his mad existence,
He kept no promise,
So keep your distance.
**************
Tags: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Chief Of Staff, Don't Cry For Me Argentina, Don't Cry For Trump, Donald Trump, John Kelly
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Chief Of Staff Blues (Limerick)
Monday, December 10th, 2018
Headline: “Accused Russian spy Maria Butina appears poised to plead guilty”
Donald Trump should be tied up in knots,
Cuz Maria Butina knows lots,
And it looks like she’ll squeal;
She has just made a deal.
Oy gevalt! Trump may actually plotz.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Maria Butina, NRA, Robert Mueller, Russia, Russian Collusion, Trump Collusion
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on The Beauty Of A Butina Deal (Limerick)
Monday, December 10th, 2018
From a Trump tweet today: “No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.”
Donald tweets about guns that ain’t “smocking,”
Which occasions a whole lot of mocking.
Poor Trump’s in a bind,
For soon he will find
Much bad news and “clean” coal in his stocking.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Collusion, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Smocking Gun, Trump Collusion
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Smocking Gun” Mockery (Limerick)
Saturday, December 8th, 2018
Headline: “Mueller Is Telling Us: He’s Got Trump on Collusion”
Robert Mueller’s got Trump on collusion.
Is there evidence? Yes, a profusion!
Mueller’s caught him red-handed.
Trump’s never been candid;
With Russians he banded. (Conclusion)
Tags: Collusion, Crime, Crime and Punishment, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Trump Collusion
Posted in Dan Burton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mueller’s Got Him! (Limerick)
Saturday, December 8th, 2018
From Pulitzer Prize-nominated journalist Victoria Brownworth: “It’s extraordinary that the GOP leadership has said not one word about the events of the last 24 hrs. A sitting US president has been named as a felon. A felon. And they are silent.”
Now that Donald has clearly been named
As a criminal, who could be blamed
For wondering when
Republican men
Will acknowledge their party’s been shamed?
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Individual 1, Republican Hypocrisy, Robert Mueller, Unindicted Co-Conspirator, Victoria Brownworth
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The GOP’s Silence Is Deafening (Limerick)
Saturday, December 8th, 2018
John Kelly is out. I won’t miss him.
If you read me, you know that I diss him.
He was greeted with hope
That he’d clean up the dope
In the Oval. But no! So let’s hiss him.
Tags: Donald Trump, John Kelly
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on John Kelly Bites The Dust
Friday, December 7th, 2018
The Donald seems anxious today;
His tweets appear frantic. They bray
About Mueller in ways
That suggests a deep craze…
As the hunter locks on to his prey.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s High Anxiety (Limerick)
Thursday, December 6th, 2018
“Tomorrow is going to be a big day. Both Manafort and Cohen’s sentencing memorandums will be released by the Mueller team.”
More sentencing memos tomorrow!
I’m glad, but will suffer great sorrow,
If they’re filled with redactions;
Need facts, not subtractions!
Else I’ll cry and need tissues to borrow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, Sentencing Memorandums, Sentencing Memos
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Sentencing Memo Mania
Wednesday, December 5th, 2018
Headline: “Trump’s Team Considers Removing Mike Pence from 2020 Ticket”
Will the Donald give Mike Pence the boot?
That’s the re-elect rumor. Each coot
Deserves only the worst.
Yes for vengeance, I thirst,
And I’m hoping this question is moot.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Mike Pence, Trump Reelection, Trump/Pence
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Runs Away From Pence? (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 4th, 2018
Headline: “Let’s stop using euphemisms; American democracy is under attack”
Our democracy’s under attack;
Voting systems are all out of whack.
Gerrymand’ring has wrecked
Our nation. Unchecked,
We’ll “elect” only quack, flak, and hack.
Tags: Election Fraud, Election Humor, Gerrymandering, GOP Fraud, Voting
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Death Of Democracy? (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 4th, 2018
With apologies to Winter Wonderland’s composers:
Tariffs mount. Markets plummet.
Pundits spin. Goodbye summit.
The Donald’s a nut
Who praises his gut.
Living in a Trumpy Blunderland.
Tags: Donald Trump, Dow Jones, Dow Jones Humor, Stock Market, Tariffs
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trumpy Wonderland
Monday, December 3rd, 2018
Headline: “DC, Md. officials ready with subpoenas in Trump hotel case”
The emoluments case marches on
With subpoenas to prove Donald’s con.
May the DC’s A.G.
And Maryland’s be
A success v. our President/Don.
Tags: Attorneys General, Constitution, D.C. A.G., Donald Trump, Emoluments Clause, Federal Lawsuit, Legal Humor, Legal Satire, Legal Verse, Maryland, Maryland A.G., Subpoenas, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on That Pesky Emoluments Clause (Limerick)
Monday, December 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Accuses Trump of Witness Tampering”
Donald’s latest illegal pursuit:
Witness tamp’ring on Twitter. The coot
Injudiciously hurts
His case; his tweet-blurts
Furnish proof Trump can never refute.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Crime, Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Robert Mueller, Witness Tampering
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump: “Witness Tamperer In Chief” (Limerick)
Sunday, December 2nd, 2018
You’re a Fed employee? Then watch out!
Your livelihood might be in doubt.
Certain hashtags are banned
Like #resist. Being canned
Could result. Can’t demean “Don the Lout.”
Tags: Censorship, Donald Trump, Hashtags, Hatch Act, Resist, ResistTrump
Posted in Censorship Satire, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Administration’s Hatch Act Hashtag Scam (Limerick)
