Posts Tagged ‘Media’

Ode To AP’s Ron Fournier

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

After President Obama’s outstanding performance during his second primetime press conference, the AP’s Ron Fournier had some column inches to fill. So, what words of wisdom did he share in his “news analysis?” Obama really “likes to have [his words] up on the Teleprompter.”

How nice to know we can count on Fournier to perpetuate the “Obama can’t talk without his Teleprompter crutch” rubbish. Apparently, poor Ron can’t write without a nonsensical meme:

Ode To Ron Fournier (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Ron, you have nothing to say.
But, alas, you’re on deadline today.
Just continue a meme
Like that lame prompter theme.
Maybe someday you’ll merit your pay.

Ode To The Laughter-Police

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Dear Maureen Dowd, I Don’t Like Your Tone

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Fuming About Hume

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Ode To The Easily Offended

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Go Away Already, Bushie Spinmeisters!

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Ode To GOP Grovelers (Song Parody)

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Obama Hasn’t Fixed Everything Yet? What’s Taking Him So Long?

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Ode To Ron Kuby (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

What Would The Press Do Without Clinton Rumors?

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Just Call It The McPettiness Express

Monday, October 27th, 2008