Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Sunday, April 1st, 2018
Very early in my legal career, I worked for a law firm that represented Trump’s father’s real estate company. Consequently, I had some dealings with the Donald. Hence this limerick:
It’s hard for the Donald to hire
A lawyer; his plight’s become dire.
In fact, things are so bad
That he tweeted me: “Mad,
Please come back. Get me out of my mire.”
Tags: April Fools' Day, April Humor, Donald Trump, Holiday Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on My Next Job?
Tuesday, March 27th, 2018
The Donald’s a dreadful employer
And a volatile stature-destroyer.
His “art of the deal”
Is to lie, backbite, steal,
Which is why he can’t buy a good lawyer.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Putin, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trial Lawyers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Donald Trump — Unmasked … and Un-Esq’d (Limerick)
Saturday, March 24th, 2018
The week’s at an end — I’m in heaven —
I’ve a respite from Trump-crap to leaven
With a lim’rick or three;
I’d be gleeful if he
Would go golfing, say, twenty-four seven.
Tags: Donald Trump, Golf Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Saturday (So Far) Is Trump-Tweet-Free (Limerick)
Friday, March 23rd, 2018
I must learn to ignore Donald’s tweets;
For the most part, they’re mean, lie-filled bleats.
But his posts are addicting;
Soon statements conflicting
Will spew, as the cycle repeats.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump Lies, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, March 22nd, 2018
When the White House is run by a dolt,
And the adults depart, loons exult.
Now McMaster is leaving —
Get ready for grieving;
He’s a victim of John Bolton’s cult.
Tags: Donald Trump, H R. McMaster, John Bolton
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on McMaster Replaced By Bolton? Words Fail Me! (Limerick)
Thursday, March 22nd, 2018
Trump’s lawyers are frequently nayed
And their Mueller advice disobeyed.
Donald’s gut rules his mind,
So John Dowd has resigned.
I wish the man luck getting paid!
Tags: Donald Trump, John Dowd, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Farewell To John Dowd (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 20th, 2018
Dear Republicans: Jabber is cheap,
And it won’t force the Donald to keep
Mueller’s Russia probe going.
The danger is growing.
You’re emboldening Trump and his Veep.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Republicans Humor, Robert Mueller, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Republicans
Tuesday, March 20th, 2018
This headline (and the column it quotes from) inspired my limerick: “How Stormy Daniels Could Doom Trump’s Presidency.”
Trump’s porn star could doom him. The key is
Donald’s sluttier and sleazier than SHE is!
He exults in his badness.
So SLUT-scorn her? Madness!
It won’t work; she’s as shameless as HE is.
Tags: David Dennison, Donald Trump, Hush Agreement, Hush Money, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Michael Avenatti, Michael Cohen, NDA Humor, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stephanie Clifford, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Is Donald Doomed? (Limerick)
Sunday, March 18th, 2018
The Donald looks guilty as sin;
His behavior betrays his chagrin
And dismay that his luck
Has run out. He can’t duck
His comeuppance, and nor can his kin.
Tags: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on This Is What Guilt Looks Like (Limerick)
Saturday, March 17th, 2018
McCabe had been set to retire
On Sunday, but Trump’s filled with ire,
Cuz McCabe’s a supporter
Of Comey. In order
To punish him, Donald says FIRE!
Tags: Andrew McCabe, Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump V. McCabe
Wednesday, March 14th, 2018
This headline cries out for a limerick: “Trump Tires of His Cabinet”
I’m sick of my Cab’net, says Trump.
Dead weight’s got me stuck in a slump.
My key to success is
A team shouting yeses.
Dump ’em all! Watch my poll numbers jump!
Tags: Cabinet Turnover, Donald Trump, Trump Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Turnover In Trump-Land (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 13th, 2018
Don’t you dare tell the President “No!”
If you do, Trump will deem you a foe.
All dissenters are out.
They have lost all their clout.
Only yes-men can star on his show.
Tags: Donald Trump, Yes-Men
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Nixes Naysayers (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 13th, 2018
Mike Pompeo for State? He’s a Yes-Man!
To help Donald, he’ll lie and aggress, man.
He’s a hawkish fanatic.
Loves torture! Dogmatic!
As for climate change? Feel my distress, man!
Tags: Donald Trump, Mike Pompeo, Secretary of State, State Dept, Torture, War Hawks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Torture Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mike “Trump Enabler” Pompeo, Secy of State? (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 13th, 2018
Rex has rarely done anything right,
And his errors I’d often indict.
But re Russia he’s wise,
So to no one’s surprise
Trump’s response is: Get out of my sight!
Tags: Donald Trump, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Secretary of State
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, State Department, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Ex Is Rex (Limerick)
Sunday, March 11th, 2018
The Donald’s a rambling vulgarian,
Who pretends to be pro-proletarian.
He’s mean and mendacious.
His greed is rapacious.
Don’t revere him? You’re “low-IQ” carrion.
Tags: Donald Trump, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Vulgarian-In-Chief (Limerick)
Friday, March 9th, 2018
Always vaunting his deal-making skill,
Trump expects to meet Kim and to kill.
Will he plunder, or blunder?
I worry and wonder
What nuclear secrets he’ll spill.
Tags: Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump To Meet With Kim Jong-un — OY! (Limerick)
Thursday, March 8th, 2018
Trump’s determined to screw up our trade,
Signing orders most experts have nayed,
Foisting tariffs with zest,
Cuz The Donald knows BEST,
And the Dunce-In-Chief Must Be Obeyed!
Tags: Donald Trump, Gary Cohn, Tariffs, Trade Wars
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Blunders Yet Again (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 7th, 2018
It seems Stormy and Trump made a deal;
Pre-election, for cash she’d conceal
Their affair and much more.
Her lawyer, top drawer,
Claims it’s void. I await the reveal.
Tags: David Dennison, Donald Trump, Hush Agreement, Hush Money, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Michael Avenatti, Michael Cohen, NDA Humor, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stephanie Clifford, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Stormy Litigation (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 7th, 2018
You’ve probably seen this Trump tweet:
The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only great Energy!
But I’ll bet you haven’t read his latest limerick:
All those stories of CHAOS are FAKE!
White House turn-over’s great! No mistake!
I’ve been seeking perfection
In staffer selection.
Claiming otherwise makes you a snake!
Tags: Chaos, Donald Trump, Trump Staffers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, March 6th, 2018
Yet another departure! Now Cohn
Has resigned. Say goodbye to the lone
Voice of reason on trade.
Since this rational aide
Can no longer persuade, coop’s been flown.
Tags: Donald Trump, Gary Cohn, Tariffs, Trade Wars
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Gary Cohn, Bye-Bye (Limerick)
