Poor Trump: #TreasonSummit is trending,
As his summit with Putin is pending.
Let us wreck Donald’s day,
By tweeting away
To keep that fine hashtag ascending.
Archive for the ‘Political Verse’ Category
#TreasonSummit (Limerick)
Monday, July 16th, 2018Trump’s Faux Foes (Limerick)
Sunday, July 15th, 2018Headline: “I think the European Union is a foe,” Trump says ahead of Putin meeting in Helsinki”
The European Union’s a “foe,”
Says the Donald, a man who should know
About foes; he creates them,
Berates them, and baits them.
Making enemies? Donald’s a pro!
Trump’s European Adventure
Sunday, July 15th, 2018Trump’s trip has, so far, been a mess.
Yet he brags it’s a major success.
Breaching friendships galore,
Trump the tiddlywink whore
Placates Putin, a master of chess.
That “Crisis” At NATO (Limerick)
Thursday, July 12th, 2018Headline: “Trump says there’s a crisis at NATO. He’s right. And the crisis is him.”
There’s a crisis at NATO, says Trump,
While taking a sizable dump
On our allies. But might
The Donald be right?
Yes, the crisis is Schlumpy McSump.
Open Limerick To Folks STILL Defending Trump
Saturday, July 7th, 2018Do not call me naive or a hick:
Snatching kids from their parents is sick:
If you still defend Trump,
Then you’re worse than a chump.
You don’t care? Then you’re evil or thick.
Post-Pruitt (Limerick)
Saturday, July 7th, 2018While it’s true that Scott Pruitt is gone,
His policies do carry on.
Nothing really has changed;
Donald Trump’s still deranged
And will wreck our whole nation anon.
Pruitt’s (Womp, Womp) Ouster (Limerick)
Thursday, July 5th, 2018Headline: “Scott Pruitt blames ‘unrelenting attacks’ for his demise”
In a letter to Trump packed with whines,
The sleazy Scott Pruitt resigns;
Though corrupt to the max,
“Unrelenting attacks”
Took a “toll” — his self-pitying lines.
To Trump, Misogyny’s Not A Bug, But A Feature (Limerick)
Thursday, July 5th, 2018Donald Trump took a shine to Bill Shine;
Ailes-ally, ex-Fox Newser swine.
Now he’s hired the guy
For a staff job way high,
Cuz to Donald misogyny’s fine.
White House Chump (Limerick)
Thursday, July 5th, 2018Weekly Standard Headline: “Trump The Chump”
A narcissist low-life named Trump
Ran for prez and then bragged on the stump:
“My deal-making’s great!”
Many learned way too late
That at deal-making, Donald’s a chump.
Open Limerick To Alex Jones
Wednesday, July 4th, 2018Dear Alex, I’m filled with dismay:
Where’s that war you foretold for today?
You said libs would rebel
On the 4th from this hell.
That’s the last time I trust what you say!
Precedent Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Sunday, July 1st, 2018Slate Headline: “Sen. Collins: Supreme Court Nominee ‘Who Would Overturn Roe Would Not Be Acceptable’”
Rubber stampers like Collins and co
Grab a mike and then put on a show:
“I’m a precedent fan,”
They claim to a man.
Then they vote for the guy who kills Roe.
A Discordant Note (Limerick)
Saturday, June 30th, 2018Some look at our system with awe,
But the man who keeps breaking the law
Gets to help load the court
With wingnuts who’ll thwart
Donald’s punishment. Rather a flaw!
Trump Incites Violence Against Journalists (Limerick)
Thursday, June 28th, 2018Donald constantly bashes the press,
Which adds to the media’s stress
And imperils their lives;
With his words Trump contrives
To inspire his base to aggress.
That Mitch Is Quite A Stitch! (Limerick)
Thursday, June 28th, 2018The Week: “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said Wednesday that the Senate will ‘vote to confirm’ the successor of outgoing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy ‘this fall,’ adding that ‘it’s imperative that the president’s nominee be treated fairly.'”
Mitch McConnell says Dems must be fair
When it’s time to fill Kennedy’s chair.
Forget fairness; send coal
To the Leader who stole
Our great Court. Tell that thief “This is guerre!”
Not Everyone Deserves Civility (Limerick)
Monday, June 25th, 2018I endeavor to practice civility
To the best of my practiced ability.
But Trump and his cronies–
All cold-hearted phonies–
Have earned NAUGHT but my heartfelt hostility.
Trump Staffers Have Forfeited Civility (Limerick)
Sunday, June 24th, 2018If you’re working for Trump, do not snivel
And bitch that we’re not being civil.
Tearing kids from their moms
Without planning or qualms
Proves your pro-fam’ly stance is just drivel.
Shedding No Tears For Trump Staffers (Limerick)
Sunday, June 24th, 2018A once sure-fire key to success
Was to work in the Oval; largesse
And prestige would soon flow.
Donald’s staff? Ho, ho, ho!
Toxic stress shall be yours — no redress!
Sarah Sanders Hungers For Sympathy (Limerick)
Saturday, June 23rd, 2018Headline: “Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thrown Out of Virginia Restaurant”
Poor Sarah is very upset:
A rest’rant, Red Hen, would not let
Sanders dine there because
She’s a Trumper. (Applause!)
No cake for her either, I’ll bet!
