Archive for the ‘GOP Humor’ Category
Monday, February 26th, 2018
This CNN headline cries out for a limerick: “Trump on Florida shooting: ‘I really believe I’d run in there, even if I didn’t have a weapon'”
Dear Donald: How lovely to know
That you’d bravely and willingly go
T’wards a gunman to save
High school students! You knave,
How’re those bone spurs of yours? What a schmo!
Tags: Bravery, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Education Humor, Florida, Florida Massacre, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Laws, Gun Lobby, Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, NRA, Parkland Florida, Police Humor, School Safety, Schools, Teachers, Trump Bragging
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Our Brave Oval Knave (Limerick)
Sunday, February 25th, 2018
Viewing DACA, Head Start, WIC with scorn,
Pushing guns, while their victims still mourn.
Cutting taxes is key!
The “pro-life” GOP
Is ONLY pro-life till you’re born.
Tags: DACA, GOP Hypocrisy, Guns, Head Starts, Pro-Life, Republican Hypocrites, Tax Cuts, WIC
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pro-Life??? (Limerick)
Thursday, February 22nd, 2018
Dear NRA lovers and tools:
“Armed teachers protecting our schools?”
This insults the police
Who FULL-TIME keep the peace.
Sniper skills ain’t a hobby, you fools!
Tags: Cop Limerick, Cops, Crime Humor, Education Humor, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Laws, NRA, Police Humor, School Safety, Schools, Teachers
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Education Limerick, GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To NRA TOOLS
Wednesday, February 21st, 2018
“The high school survivors are actors,”
Claim the gun-demonstration detractors.
“And they’re liberal plants
Coached by dads, mothers, aunts.” —
Anti-gun-control’s prime malefactors.
Tags: Conspiracy Theories, Donald Trump, Florida, Florida Massacre, Gun Control, Gun Laws, Gun Lobby, Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, Parkland Florida
Posted in Donald Trump, Florida, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Conspiracy Theorists Are Up In Arms (Limerick)
Sunday, February 11th, 2018
“Why Won’t The Women Walk Out Of The Trump White House?” ( A good question from Nicole Belle of Crooks and Liars.)
Why are women still working for Trump?
His team’s a misogynist dump.
Yet they stay and defend him
And clearly can’t mend him.
Seems ambition trumps all in that sump.
Tags: Crooks and Liars, Donald Trump, Nicole Belle
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Female Sycophants (Limerick)
Saturday, February 10th, 2018
Trump’s bemoaning an ex-staffer’s plight:
The lack of due process ain’t right!
Rob denies he abused
Those three gals. The accused
Rates due process, if male and if white.
Tags: Due Process, Rob Porter, Spouse Abuse, Staff Secretary, Trump Staffers, Wife Abuse
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s “Due Process” Views (Limerick)
Thursday, February 8th, 2018
Paul is feigning a “principled stand”
Against deficits, bolst’ring his brand.
But his vote to cut tax
Helped the deficits wax;
His is really a “Don’t Spend” demand.
Tags: Deficit Hawks, Government Shutdown, Rand Paul, Spending Bill, Tax Cuts
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Rand Paul, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, February 7th, 2018
“Grand” Parade — Donald’s latest crusade,
Where our milit’ry might is displayed.
It’s to “honor the troops,”
He claims. Oh, but OOPS!”
It’s a TRUMP-Ego-BOOSTING charade.
Tags: Donald Trump, Military, Military Parade
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Military Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Ego On Parade (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 6th, 2018
NYT Headline: “In Russia Inquiry, Lawyers Tell Trump to Refuse Mueller Interview”
Trump’s lawyers, to no one’s surprise,
Gave him counsel which many think wise:
When Mueller says “Talk,”
Just refuse. Simply balk…
Because Trump can’t resist telling lies.
Tags: Donald Trump, Perjury Limerick, Perjury Trap, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Mueller (Limerick)
Monday, February 5th, 2018
On Twitter the Donald has writ,
Praising Nunes for “courage” and “grit.”
He’s a “Hero,” Trump adds.
(Donald’s so fond of cads!)
Arrest BOTH men and DO NOT ACQUIT!
Tags: Devin Nunes, Obstruction Of Justice, Russia Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Trumpian Hero (Limerick)
Monday, February 5th, 2018
To Donald, Dem-clapping’s his due.
Much ado must be made, or he’ll stew.
Now he’s flapping his jaws,
Claiming treason because
Dems denied him applause. Let him sue!
Tags: Applause, Donald Trump, Traitors, Treason
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Something Else Trump Has In Common With Putin? (Limerick)
Friday, February 2nd, 2018
When the market is up, Donald crows
And boasts about HIS market close.
Now it’s down “666,”
But Trump’s got a fix:
Only mention the DOW when it grows.
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Alternative Version:
When the market is up, Donald crows
And boasts about HIS market close.
With a huge diminution,
Here’s Donald’s solution:
Only mention the DOW when it grows.
Tags: Donald Trump, Dow Jones Humor, Financial Verse, Stock Market, Stocks, Wall Street, Wall Street Woes
Posted in Business Humor, Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Devil In The Oval? (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 30th, 2018
Donald’s SOTU’s about to be aired.
You can skip it, cuz here’s how he fared:
There was almost no drool,
And he wasn’t too cruel.
“Presidential,” they’ll say. “He prepared.”
Tags: Donald Trump, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on How’d He Do? (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 30th, 2018
One of today’s many annoying headlines: “McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump”
No need to shield Mueller, says Mitch.
No chance he’ll be tossed in a ditch.
Undermine him? You jest!
No one has such a quest!
And if something goes wrong? Life’s a bitch!
Tags: Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Robert Mueller
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mitch v. Mueller (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 30th, 2018
Does it matter what Donald Trump says
When he gives his first SOTU as prez?
Why bother to glean
What his latest words mean?
There’s more substance and truth in a Pez.
Tags: Donald Trump, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Does Trump’s SOTU Matter? (Limerick)
Saturday, January 27th, 2018
The Donald won’t go for a stay
In the nation that’s governed by May,
Cuz she can’t guaranty
He’ll be Trump-protest-free.
How I envy Ms. May’s great UK!
Tags: Great Britain, Protest Humor, Theresa May, UK Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Great Britain Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
Saturday, January 27th, 2018
Trump tried to dump Mueller and failed —
Yet another obstruction unveiled.
How much proof will it take
Till his allies foresake
Him, and Donald is finally jailed?
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Prisons, Robert Mueller
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on A Prison Awaits Him (Limerick)
Friday, January 26th, 2018
I don’t care if Melania’s sad,
And so what if her marriage is bad!
She married for money
And status. That “honey”
Was aware she was wedding a cad.
Tags: Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on No Sympathy For Melania! (Limerick)
Monday, January 22nd, 2018
A promise from Mitch makes me twitch.
Who would bet against glitches or hitch?
Yes a DACA vote pledge
Is worth caca; a hedge
Could turn Schumer from champ to Mitch-bitch.
Tags: Chuck Schumer, DACA, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Immigration Humor, Immigration Reform, Mitch McConnell
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Shutdown Deal — Schumer Cave? Or Strategery? (Limerick)
Thursday, January 18th, 2018
Tags: David Dennison, Donald Trump, Forbes, Hush Money, Language Humor, Mother Jones, NDA Humor, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stephanie Clifford, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
