Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019
New York Magazine Headline: “Trump Aides Fear He Is Overselling His ‘Exoneration’”
Trump lies, as he brags to our nation
That he’s gotten complete vindication
From the Mueller Report,
While some staffers exhort:
Don’t distort please, in worried frustration.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Exoneration, Mueller Report, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Probe
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Monday, April 1st, 2019
I have failed, despite numerous tries
To concoct some good holiday lies
For April the First.
But with Donald we’re cursed,
And the President’s lies take the prize.
Tags: April Fools' Day, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Ruins Another Holiday (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Pre-existing conditions protection
Is, to Donald, an evil infection;
Any “Kenyan’s” creation
Is bad for our nation.
All Obama erected? Ejection!
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Healthcare, Kenya, Obamacare, Pre-Existing Conditions
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Healthcare (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
I don’t care if it sounds like I’m chiding;
The principle’s clear, overriding:
We’ve a strong need-to-know
All that Mueller can show.
What are Donald and William Barr hiding?
Tags: Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Release The Damn Report! (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Eric Boehlert on Twitter: “the press is now doing postmortems on the Mueller Report, which they haven’t read.”
Dear press, do not do a postmortem
On the Mueller Report. Please abort ’em.
It’s unseen and unread,
So you can’t put to bed
Or assess it. Don’t write or report ’em.
Tags: Donald Trump, Journalism Humor, Mainstream Media, Media Humor, Mueller Report, Press, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Press Messes Up Yet Again (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Headline: “Schiff smacks back at Republicans calling for him to resign”
Chairman Schiff’s under heavy attack
By many a Trump-ally hack;
From the truth they all travel
To yell: Yield the gavel!
But they’re trumped by his data-filled whack.
Tags: Adam Schiff, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
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Tuesday, March 26th, 2019
Headline: “Trump tweets in official capacity, but blocking users is a personal matter, DOJ argues in court”
Up is down.
Black is white.
A smile’s a frown.
Please, please indict!
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on The Craziness Never Ends (Quatrain)
Monday, March 25th, 2019
William Barr is as sleazy as Bork.
(His tongue has been pierced by a fork.)
Donald got what he bought.
Let’s just hope that he’s caught
By the courts in the State of New York.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, William Barr
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Thursday, March 21st, 2019
Headline: “Trump Brought TMZ Politics to Washington”
When Trump went from prez-nominee
To our president, most hoped he’d be
A new man; changed, matured
By the job he’d secured.
But it’s Donald who’s altered DC.
Tags: Donald Trump, Media, TMZ
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Thursday, March 21st, 2019
Donald’s John McCain smears are obscene,
And pettiness spews from his spleen.
Yet few GOPers
Denounce him, as fleers
From decency sink to his mean.
Tags: Donald Trump, John McCain
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, John McCain, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on GOP Still Stooping To Trump’s Level (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 12th, 2019
CNN Headline: “Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m not for impeachment,’ slams Trump as ‘not worth it'”
That diss! How did Nancy unearth it?
It’s the ultimate slam! Did she birth it?
Despite fervent beseeching,
She’s anti-impeaching.
Her reason? Trump just is “not worth it.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Ultimate Diss (Limerick)
Sunday, March 10th, 2019
You’ve decided it’s time to commit
To golfing. Your goal? Getting fit.
But is golf the right fix?
Take a look at Trump pics.
I suspect playing golf isn’t it.
Tags: Donald Trump, Golf Humor, Health, Health Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, March 9th, 2019
Headline: “Instead of a New Press Chief, Trump Could Try Committing Fewer Crimes”
Trump’s approach to bad press isn’t wise;
He blames staffers, replacing the guys
And the women whose quest
Is good press. I suggest
Cutting down on his crimes and his lies.
Tags: Bill Shine, Donald Trump, Journalism Humor, Media, Media Humor, Press, Press Chief, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Dumps Yet Another Press Chief (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 5th, 2019
Joy Behar, on Trump at CPAC: “If he hugged that flag any closer he would have to pay it hush money.”
Dear Donald, when out on the stump
Please don’t lunge at our flag and then hump.
Such an act’s unbecoming
And vulgar — mind-numbing.
What’s your next flag-act? Taking a dump?
Tags: American Flag, CPAC, Donald Trump, Flag, Flag Abuse, Flag Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick to the Flag-Humper-in-Chief
Tuesday, March 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump accuses Nadler of harassment in wide-ranging probe”
Poor Donald is feeling harassed;
All he’s done in his crime-laden past
And as president’s being
Examined. We’re seeing
The House do its job at long last.
Tags: Adam Schiff, Corruption, Donald Trump, Emoluments, House Investigations, Investigations, Jerrold Nadler, Jerry Nadler, Political Corruption, Russia Probe, Self-Dealing, Trump Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, March 2nd, 2019
Sub-headline: “In an epic two-hour speech, the president claims the Russia probes are ‘bullshit’ as he regaled a conservative crowd after his North Korea summit failure.”
At CPAC Trump ranted and raved;
In a two-hour speech he behaved
Like a fellow who’s filled
With self-pity and thrilled
With his wing-nutty forum depraved.
Tags: CPAC, Donald Trump, Presidential Speech, Trump Speech
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Saturday, February 23rd, 2019
The Donald has led us astray
In ev’ry conceivable way.
Is there any path out
From under this lout?
Twenty-twenty is TOO far away!
Tags: Campaign, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election, Election 2020
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Astray (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 19th, 2019
Donald Trump breaches
separation of powers–
Republicans shrug.
*****
How To Lose A Case:
1. Declare national emergency.
2. Say “I didn’t need to do this,” as your lawyers tear their remaining hair out.
3. Stand by for courts to agree that you, indeed, “didn’t need to do this.”
*****
Unpersuadable,
Impervious to the facts–
That’s Donald Trump’s base.
*****
Today, Lindsey Graham defended Trump’s unconstitutional “national emergency” declaration:
“Let’s just say for a moment that he took some money out of the military construction budget,” Graham said. “I would say it’s better for the middle-school kids in Kentucky to have a secure border. We’ll get them the school they need. But right now we’ve got a national emergency on our hands.
What’s next for Lindsey Graham? Any day now, we just might be hearing this:
“Let’s just say for a moment that the President executed Nancy Pelosi, the person most responsible for blocking his wall.
“Yes, that would be unfortunate. But I would say it’s better for middle-school kids and all Americans to have a secure border. We’ll get them the new House Speaker they need. But right now we’ve got a national emergency on our hands.”
*****
DONALD TRUMP: “We will have a national emergency and we will then be sued and they will sue us in the 9th circuit, even though it shouldn’t be there…”
Hey Donald, if you don’t want cases to go to the 9th Circuit, stop screwing California.
*****
Tags: Abuse of Executive Power, Balance of Power, Border Wall, FEMA, Military, Money, National Security, Pentagon Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Military Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Sundry National Emergency Humor
Friday, February 15th, 2019
A fake crisis; Trump seizes more power,
As obsequious ass-kissers cower.
He raids Pentagon cash
And a FEMA funds stash,
And democracy dies by the hour.
Tags: Abuse of Executive Power, Balance of Power, Border Wall, FEMA, Military, Money, National Security, Pentagon Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Military Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 4 Comments »
