Archive for the ‘Politics Satire’ Category
Sunday, January 7th, 2018
Dear Donald, when people are smart,
And their genius is way off the chart,
They do NOT have to brag
And make ev’ryone gag,
Cuz their brains shine as bright as Descartes.
Tags: Descartes, Stable Genius, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Ode To Donald “Genius” Trump
Saturday, January 6th, 2018
How dare the Dems say I’m a bum,
And lazy and crazy and dumb!
I am really, like, smart,
Stable genius with heart.
No collusion! No puppet! They’re scum!
Tags: Stable Genius, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Versifies (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018
Donald’s “button’s” enormous, he brags,
As his linkage to sanity lags.
And the man whom he taunts
Is a madman who vaunts
His nuke power. Two loons, so hope flags.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Nuclear Limerick, Nuclear Weapons
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Donald “Little Rocket” Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018
Bannon skewers Trump,
and Trump torches Bannon.
Both are bound for hell,
whose flames they are fannin’.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fire and Fury: Inside Trump's White House, Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2018
Dear Trump, from the Oval you rue
And berate “the Deep State” with ado.
But you’re outside no more;
You’re an insider whore!
L’état, my dear Donald, c’est vous.
Tags: Deep State, Donald Trump, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, December 26th, 2017
Trump’s attacking his OWN FBI.
And no one should have to ask why:
After decades of sinning,
Capped off by some winning,
His Reckoning Day appears nigh.
Tags: FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump On The Attack
Saturday, December 16th, 2017
Headline: “Donald Trump And GOP Leaders Could Be Enriched By Last Minute Tax Break Inserted Into Final Bill”
Corker’s tax “reform” “yes”-vote’s a blow!
So why did he switch it from “no?”
Mega real estate owners
(Like Corker) got boners
From a tax break that’s worth mega dough.
Tags: Bob Corker, Donald Trump, Fiscal Humor, GOP Humor, Income Tax, Paul Ryan, Republican Callousness, Tax Cuts, Tax Reform
Posted in Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Real Estate Humor, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Greed Trumps All (Limerick)
Saturday, December 16th, 2017
The tax “reform” process was stealthy,
And its impact’s acutely unhealthy.
The damage is clear;
We’ll lose ALL we hold dear,
As the rich become even more wealthy.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fiscal Humor, GOP Humor, Income Tax, Paul Ryan, Republican Callousness, Tax Cuts, Tax Reform
Posted in Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Great Tax “Reform” Con (Limerick)
Saturday, December 16th, 2017
Headline: “Roy Moore: ‘Battle Is Not Over’ in Senate Race”
The battle’s not over, says Moore.
All your calls to concede, I’ll ignore
The election was flawed.
I’m sure there was fraud.
So send money. Keep funding my war.
Tags: Alabama, Election Humor, Roy Moore
Posted in Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on More BS From Moore (Limerick)
Sunday, December 10th, 2017
My latest limerick was inspired by this Politico headline: “Republicans step up defense of ‘not qualified’ judicial nominees.”
“Unqualified” judges? Who cares!?!
If the nominee’s attitude squares
With Republican stances,
Trump’s Court-choice advances.
He’s OUR guy, so NO splitting hairs!
Tags: ABA, American Bar Association, Bar Association, Donald Trump, Federal Bench, Judicial Nominees, Law Humor, Legal Satire, Senate Republicans
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Who Needs Qualified Judges? (Limerick)
Friday, December 1st, 2017
While speaking, Trump zigzags alarmingly,
Though supporters might swear that it’s “charmingly.”
Is his brain missing sprockets?
’Tween topics he rockets:
Taxes, Kim, taxes, Kim — NOT disarmingly!
Here’s the Trump quote I’m referring to:
“Because these massive tax cuts will be rocket fuel … little rocket man, rocket fuel for the American economy. He is a sick puppy.”
Tags: Dementia, North Korea, Taxes, Trump
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Wednesday, November 29th, 2017
From a New York Daily News Editorial Headline: “Donald Trump is a Madman…”
Face the truth: “Donald Trump is a Madman.”
He’s a cad, I would add, and a bad man.
He deserves to be sacked.
Stop denying this fact:
The Emperor Trump is unclad, man!
Tags: Donald Trump, New York Daily News, President Trump
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Tuesday, November 21st, 2017
Headline: “Pastor Says Moore Dated Teenagers for Their ‘Purity’”
A flip pastor says Moore dated teens
For their “purity.” I don’t know beans
About biblical teaching,
But what sort of preaching
Overlooks what indecency means?
Tags: Alabama, Flip Benham, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Religion Satire, Roy Moore, Senate Campaign
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
Friday, November 17th, 2017
PoliticalWire Headline: “The Conservative War on the Media Backfires”
Republican pols have been training
Their voters, through lie-packed complaining,
To reject any news
That might challenge their views–
A great aid to Moore’s Senate campaigning.
Tags: Alabama, Media Bashing, Republican Lies, Roy Moore, Senate Campaign
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on GOP Pols Only Have Themselves To Blame (Limerick)
Saturday, November 11th, 2017
Russia meddled, our experts maintain;
Our Democracy’s suffered a stain.
But Donald would rather
Buy Putin’s false blather;
Trump’s owned by Vlad’s hard driving reign.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, November 6th, 2017
Bill de Blasio’s reign has been poor,
And I’m desp’rate to show him the door.
But the others are worse,
So it seems (with a curse)
I’ll vote “Bill,” but won’t say “Je l’adore.”
Tags: Bill de Blasio, Local Elections, Mayor de Blasio, New York City
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on A Limerick For New York’s Mayor
Sunday, November 5th, 2017
Says Donald, “I’ve always been great
With money.” My mem’ry’s first-rate.
My IQ’s through the roof.
What? You’re asking for proof?
I am PREZ, and you’re NOT. End debate!
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Bragging, Trump IQ, Trump Memory
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump’s Braggadocio
Sunday, November 5th, 2017
Dear NRA shills, ev’ry prayer
And each thought that you send’s just hot air.
Let us know when you’ll draw
Up a gun control law.
Until then, stop pretending you care.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Baptist Church, Church Shooting, Crocodile Tears, Gun Control, Hopes And Prayers, Las Vegas, Mass Shooting, NRA, Republican Hypocrisy, San Antonio, Sutherland Springs, Texas, Texas Church Massacre
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To NRA Shills
Sunday, November 5th, 2017
Trump’s in Asia. Here’s hoping they steep him
In food that he hates and they sleep him
Where the mattresses suck,
And then (this will take luck)
Maybe one of those nations will keep him.
Tags: Asia Humor, Asia Trip, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Asian Fantasy (Limerick)
Saturday, November 4th, 2017
Hawaiians greet Trump with great signs.
(I’m guessing he sees them as swines.)
They read “Welcome to Kenya.”
(They’re nice – don’t ask When ya
Resigning.) Poor Donald — No shrines!
Tags: Barack Obama, Birther Humor, Birthers, Kenya
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 2 Comments »
