Archive for the ‘GOP Humor’ Category
Friday, June 23rd, 2017
“I can’t vote for that bill in the form
That it’s in at this time.” That’s the norm
From a devious pol
Who’s just trying to stall;
Though lukewarm, he’ll conform to the swarm.
Tags: ACA, AHCA, Health Care, House Satire, Legislation Humor, Senate Satire
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, House Satire, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire | Comments Off on Don’t Be Duped By Health Bill “Hold-Outs” (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Though people seem prone to adopt
The past tense re the Russians, I’ll opt
To claim present tense crime
Re elections, each time;
There’s no reason to think that they’ve stopped.
Tags: Election Collusion, Election Humor, Election Interference, President Trump, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Russian Election Interference — NOT A One-Time Thing (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Trump’s been tweeting “Obstruction!” on cue,
Blaming Dems. Confirmations are few,
But can non-nominees
Be stymied? Oh, please!
Self-obstruction’s the root of Trump’s rue.
Tags: Obstruction, Obstructionism, President Trump, Trump, Trump Nominees
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Nominee Obstruction Obfuscation (Limerick)
Saturday, June 17th, 2017
Jeff Sessions repeats his old song,
As if deep in the throes of a bong:
“Can’t remember,” he’ll drawl.
But he’ll somehow recall
That he’s NEVER done anything wrong.
Tags: Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Senate Hearings, Testimony, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Memory-Challenged Jeff Sessions
Saturday, June 17th, 2017
“A prez can’t obstruct!” Gingrich aims
To aid Trump, throwing logic in flames.
So I must ask Newt why
He failed to apply
That same “rule” to his Whitewater claims.
Tags: Bill Clinton, Clinton Impeachment, Newt Gingrich, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Trump, Whitewater, Whitewater Impeachment
Posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Newt’s Obstruction Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Friday, June 16th, 2017
A health care vote’s scheduled for June,
But the bill’s in an air-tight cocoon;
It’s been hidden by Mitch
Cuz its terms are a bitch
Which, if known, we’d impugn and lampoon.
Tags: ACA, AHCA, Health, Legislation Humor, Mitch McConnell, Obamacare Repeal, Trump, TrumpCare
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Legislation Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire | Comments Off on Mitch’s Secret Health Bill (Limerick)
Thursday, June 15th, 2017
Did Donald obstruct? Some say “Nyet!
“That claim against Trump is all wet!
“He’s a novice pol/prez,
“So ignore what he says.
“His words are inept, so no threat.”
Tags: Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Trump, Trump Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The “Trump Doesn’t Know What He’s Saying” Defense (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 13th, 2017
A surprising House Health Bill complaint
Came from Donald. (Consistent, he ain’t.)
When it passed in the House,
How he partied, the louse!
Now he claims that it’s “mean,” in a feint.
Tags: ACA, AHCA, Health Care, Obamacare, Trump, TrumpCare
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Another MEANingful Trump Claim (Limerick)
Sunday, June 11th, 2017
Donald Trump appears miffed and adrift;
He’s bereft of his once go-to gift
Of BSing his way
Out of any foray.
No more heyday for fraud, lies, and grift!
Tags: Fraud, Grifter Limerick, President Trump, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Grifter-In-Chief Has Lost His BS Groove.
Thursday, June 8th, 2017
John McCain, have you lost your connection
To sound reason? Your would-be deflection
Makes it look like you think
Hill belongs in the clink
For colluding to lose the election.
Tags: James Comey, John McCain, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, John McCain, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Has McCain Lost His Mind? (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 6th, 2017
“Are you suff’ring from voter’s remorse?”
That query arises, perforce.
But I’ve yet to hear “yes”
In response, I confess.
Does it cause that much stress to change course?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Conned Voters, Donald Trump, Election Humor, President Trump, Voter's Remorse
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Voter’s Remorse? (Limerick)
Monday, June 5th, 2017
The Donald has once again binged
On tweets, best described as unhinged.
Even folks who support
His positions exhort
Him to stop, having read ’em & cringed.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Tweeter-In-Chief Trump Outdoes Himself (Limerick)
Sunday, June 4th, 2017
In a tweet-storm volcanic and manic,
The Donald tells voters to panic.
Then he goes out to golf,
Leaving sane folks to rolf;
The “man” in the Oval’s satanic.
Tags: Great Britain, London Attack, Terrorism, Terrorists, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Great Britain Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Terrorism, White House | Comments Off on Trump Tweetsploits London Terrorist Attack (Limerick)
Friday, June 2nd, 2017
Whatever Obama did, I’ll wreck it bigly.
The guy ain’t American. I’ve got the proof.
Regs, health care, Paris, his wife’s stupid garden–
He dissed me in public. His legacy’s POOF!
Tags: Obama Legacy, Trump, Yes We Can
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Says “No You Can’t” to the “Yes We Can” President
Tuesday, May 30th, 2017
Trump, who loves to slam “unnamed sources” as “fake news,” retweeted “FOX & friends” today:
Jared Kushner didn’t suggest Russian communications channel in meeting, source says.
“Unnamed sources are bad! They spread lies.”
It’s “fake news” when they’re used, Donald cries.
And yet sources unnamed
Who’ve loudly proclaimed
Stuff he likes? Those are upright and wise.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fake News, Fox, Fox News, Jared Kushner, Kushner, Media Bashing, Media Humor, Press Bashing, Russia Investigation, Unnamed Sources
Posted in Donald Trump, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on “Fake News” Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017
Every time I’m reminded that Trump took an electric golf cart ride, instead of strolling with European leaders in Sicily, I laugh out loud.
Mr. Trump, were you feeling too weak
To take a brief stroll cheek to cheek
With European heads?
Riding golf cart instead’s
Made you look like a peaked, aging sheik.
Tags: European Leaders, G7, Golf Cart, High Energy, Italy, NATO, Sicily, Trump, Trump Stamina
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Sicilian Stamina (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017
The Donald’s back bashing the press
After making a terrible mess
Of his meetings with leaders,
Relieving his readers
Of tweet-storm withdrawal distress.
Tags: Media Bashing, Media Humor, President Trump, Press Bashing, Social Media Humor, Trump, Tweet Storms, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on He’s BACK! (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2017
Donald glares and lectures NATO,
Kisses Saudi’s derrière,
Shares top secrets with the Russians;
Guess who owns this millionaire.
Tags: NATO, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia | Comments Off on Trump Quatrain
Thursday, May 25th, 2017
A TWO trillion dollar mistake?
Really more, cuz the “growth gain” is fake.
But such cons are expected
When crooks are elected.
Please don’t tell me you STILL like that snake.
Tags: Budget Bill, Budget Cuts, Budget Limerick, Fiscal Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Con Man Budget (Limerick)
Sunday, May 21st, 2017
Headline of the Day from (of all places) The New York Post: “Exhaustion is to blame for Trump’s ‘Islamic terror’ comment: aide.”
“Low-Energy” Donald is beat.
His stamina’s burned by the heat.
He’s tired and mired
In shame; having fired
James Comey, he’s bound for defeat.
Tags: Exhaustion, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Jeb Bush, Low Energy, Saudi Arabia, Stamina, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on How’s That Stamina Of Yours, Little Donald? (Limerick)
