Archive for the ‘Election Satire’ Category
Wednesday, September 30th, 2020
Headline: “Undecided Voter Says Trump Acted Like ‘a Crackhead’ During Debate, Will Now Back Biden”
The presidency’s been defiled
By the Donald, a petulant child,
Whose debate-style is rude
And disruptive, vile, crude–
Like a crackhead, but even more wild.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Monday, September 28th, 2020
Headline: “‘The president thinks his best case is made in urine’: Biden campaign mocks Trump’s drug-testing demand”
“Joe’s demented,” says Trump about Biden.
“With that brain, he should NOT be presidin’.
While debatin’ I’ll best him;
If not, we must test him
For drugs. Then we’ll know what he’s hidin’.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Drug Tests, Election 2020, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Demented Accusations (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2020
“Toobin: McConnell engaging in ‘greatest act of hypocrisy in American political history’ with Ginsburg replacement vote”
I despise all the brazen hypocrisy
From Republican pols. Seems democracy
Has been callously cast
Aside. I’m aghast
At their theo-and-corpora-tocracy.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Republican Hypocrisy, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, September 16th, 2020
Headline: “Biden on Trump’s Attack on Him for Not Introducing Mask Mandate: ‘To Be Clear, I Am Not Currently President’”
“Where’s the national mandate for masks
Biden promised to give us?” Trump asks.
For logic, I mourn,
Cuz I sure could have sworn
That’s among Donald’s President-tasks.
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mask Mandate Madness (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 15th, 2020
Headline: “Trump ignores science at dangerous indoor rally”
Donald’s base should start writing their wills,
Cuz he feeds on large audience thrills;
Crammed together indoors,
Scanty masks, chair-filled floors.
Donald Trump doesn’t care whom he kills.
Tags: Anti-Science, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Satire, Health, Pandemic, Presidential Campaign Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Science Satire, Science Verse, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, September 8th, 2020
Ante up, if you’re anti the guy
In the White House. You surely know why:
If we fail to vote out
That liar and lout,
Bid all that is good a goodbye.
Tags: Campaign, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor
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Thursday, September 3rd, 2020
Headline: “Trump Committed Felony Urging Supporters to Vote Twice”
Donald Trump told supporters: “Vote twice,”
Which is awful, unlawful advice.
His words aren’t just flawed;
He’s encouraging fraud.
Yet another Trump crime with no price.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Voter Fraud
Posted in Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Voting-Fraudster-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, August 30th, 2020
Dear Donald, it’s Sunday today.
How was church? Did you mask-lessly pray?
Oh that’s right — church is just
A photo-op must.
“We want GOD!”? A fake-pious display.
Tags: Church, Donald Trump, Photo Ops, Religion Humor, Religion Satire
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pious Donald (Limerick)
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Trump way back in 2016: “I am the law and order candidate.”
“Law and Order’s” a Trump campaign vow,
But the promise that Trump’s making now
Is a ’16 repeat
That he broke. So unseat
Donald Trump and let Joe take a bow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Law And Order
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Another Promise Unkept (Limerick)
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Pretends Pandemic Is Over”
Donald Trump and his cronies pretend
That COVID has come to an end.
But magical thinking
Solves nothing: No shrinking
Of death counts — infections ascend.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Magical Thinking, Pandemic
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pandemic? WHAT Pandemic? (Limerick)
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Blaming Biden for civil unrest
Falls afoul of ye old straight-face test.
Cuz the last time I checked
Trump was prez, and he’s wrecked
Our great nation. (So much for “Be Best.”)
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020
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Tuesday, August 25th, 2020
“Dems will steal the election,” says Trump —
A small part of his regular dump
Of bald fabrications
In Donald’s orations;
Our Liar-In-Chief on the stump.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The Liar-In-Chief
Monday, August 24th, 2020
“In lieu of a party platform, Republicans express ‘strong support’ of Trump.”
The GOP seems to exult
In becoming the Donald Trump Cult.
No platform this year —
Just a Donald Trump cheer;
Lots of toadies, but not one adult!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Republican Convention
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Trump Cult (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 18th, 2020
“President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed a pardon for women’s suffrage icon Susan B. Anthony, who was arrested in 1872 for casting a ballot when women could not vote.”
Dear Donald, your pardon’s rejected;
I despise pardonees you’ve protected!
Stop pretending to care
About gals, and don’t dare
Use my pardon to get reelected.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Satire, Presidential Pardons, Susan B. Anthony, Women's Suffrage
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Monday, August 10th, 2020
Washington Post Headline: “Here’s what is actually in Trump’s four executive orders
The details on payroll taxes, unemployment and evictions are not as generous as he made them sound.”
Dear Donald, how sneakily clever!
Will your “orders” help voters? No never!
But your base who’s unschooled
In the law may be fooled
By your “efforts” while pulling that lever.
Tags: Campaign, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election 2020, Election Humor, Executive Orders, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Executive “Order” Scam (Limerick)
Sunday, July 26th, 2020
There’s a fellow who’s grinning right now
At our chaos, fear, poverty. Wow!
All his orders were heeded;
His Trump-scheme succeeded.
Putin’s earned his dystopian bow.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Putin's Apprentice, Putin's Bitch, Russia Collusion, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Mission Accomplished (Limerick)
Monday, June 22nd, 2020
Dear Donald, you seem to be sad
Cuz that rally in Tulsa was BAD.
Your turnout was poor–
A shanda full-bore–
Just deserts for a self-dealing cad.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Rally Folly (Limerick)
Friday, March 27th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Approval Jumps Five Points”
A rise in the Donald’s approval
Transcends logic; he merits removal!
Such a gain in our national
Polls is irrational…
As peculiar as numbers from Liouville.*
*If you don’t understand my reference to mathematician Joseph Liouville, here’s a helpful link. And no, I’d never heard of him before, either. But when you’re desperate for a rhyme word, sometimes you have to research math.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Epidemic, Health, Joseph Liouville, Math, Pandemic, Political Polls, Polls Humor
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Saturday, March 7th, 2020
Empty bluster, denial, subversion,
Specious happy-talk, falsehood immersion;
Ev’ry Trumpy technique
For a crisis seems weak
When applied to a viral incursion.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, March 1st, 2020
I’m bracing for the angry comments likely to come my way:
Mayor Pete, thanks for ending your race.
Though it isn’t your time, you’re an ace.
By shrinking your lane,
The “Stop Bernie” train
Might succeed — that’s the challenge we face.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mayor Pete, Pete Buttigieg
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
